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Olga Namer

@OlgaNamer

Unorthodox Jewish Comedian

Olganamer.com
Joined January 2015
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My body is a temple, I only let Jewish men come inside me.
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🚨Wednesday🚨 @AnneStez @veros_broke @EliRosenzweig @Itsreeyaid #AkshayBimbhet #BryanTorresday #MatthewSnover Headliner: @OlgaNamer Hosted by: @savlobel Get Tix Here 👇🏾 eventbrite.com/e/chaos-and-d…
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I wanted to write a joke about my first day off Adderall but I got distracted
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My parents told me I can be anyone I want when I grow up. I can be Mrs. Cohen, Mrs Levi, Mrs. Goldberg just not Ms. Namer.
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You know you have bad posture when you can hold a plank longer then you can sit up straight
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The best thing about this New Years is it doesn’t feel like New Years
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Marriage is awesome, that’s why my goal in life is to do it at least 4x.
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See all of you at Mcguires tonight! @OlgaNamer I've never seen you with lipstick.
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Tomorrow night at McGuires @OlgaNamer live in Bohemia! Tickets at GOVS.com #comedy #standup #longisland #comedyshow
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Happy Thanksgiving everyone. I'd like to give thanks for this brilliant show I put together NEXT Wednesday Dec.1st. I suggest you show up @WESTSIDECCNYC. With, @thenickgriffin @dovdavidoff @ElonAltman @OlgaNamer @realjeffreyross @Scotchthecat @MikeVSuarez. ow.ly/ON9l50GSYFw
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Went to Vegas with a guy and $100 in my pocket, now I’m single with $80 and I have to say the 20 really hurts
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MODI@MODI_COMEDIAN11 Nov 2021
New episode of And Here’s Modi featuring @OlgaNamer out now! andheresmodi.buzzsprout.com/
AND HERE’S MODI

AND HERE’S MODI

AND HERE’S MODI is an inside look at the man behind the microphone. Hosted by comedian, Modi (@modi_live), AHM features a raw and unfiltered side of the comedian rarely seen on stage. He always finds...

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When I smoke weed I lose everything my phone, my wallet, and my friends.
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THIS WEDNESDAY -- @WESTSIDECCNYC this super fun show. With @ComicMikeV, @DanNaturman, @katiehannigan, @ElonAltman, @OlgaNamer, @FeliciaLMadison. Get tkts here: ow.ly/XX8c50GBRue
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Bitch I’m not dumb… I’m just lazy
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The woman at Sephora told me I must apply sunscreen and I was like wow, it’s so nice she thinks I’m up before 5pm
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Alright, no more nonsense - we're actually back to 5 comics - AND Dave 😅 - You gotta come to this awesome evening, it's THIS Thursday! @DanNaturman @TomAThakkar @OlgaNamer @ElonAltman and of course the Roast Master General @realjeffreyross. Get TKTS here: ow.ly/7gkD50G0pp7
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Googling something when you have 1 percent battery is like pushing your Grandma down the steps when she has stage 4 cancer
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Religion is like a dic you can’t just shove it down someone’s throat, you gotta wait for them to come to you
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LONG ISLAND - Just added this Monday night! Showtime is 8pm. Tickets at TheBeachHouseLB.com @RoachComic @OlgaNamer @RRcomedy @thebeachhouselb
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The only pig I had in a blanket was a man in my sheets #pigsinablanket
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Me ordering a drink at a bar is a great metaphor to my career, I just wait around waiting for someone else to help me get what I want
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