SimpleFarmer

The next level.

Come through! Help us test the audio and video quality, live chat and tipping functions on Clutch TV. Where you’ll be able to mint, buy and sell your friends and top streamers passes as well as tip in Stock Tokens on Robinhood Chain.

It’s my opinion that in crypto, we’ve collectively started thinking too small, getting lost in the trenches trying to extract what’s left from a relatively small pool of liquidity providers. The original vision of crypto was much bigger: to fundamentally transform the financial infrastructure of the entire world. I believe we’re finally seeing a select group of teams getting back on track toward that vision. We’re already seeing financial infrastructure being integrated directly into social media platforms, such as X Money within X. Naturally, I believe that if users can eventually buy stocks through X Money, those assets should be tokenized stocks on Robinhood Chain. Similarly, we’re seeing growing convergence between traditional financial markets and platforms like Hyperliquid. I genuinely believe this is only the beginning. This is the direction I’m hyper-focused on building toward because I believe the convergence of traditional finance, social platforms, and onchain infrastructure represents the highest potential ceiling for development in crypto. We need to start thinking bigger again.

I built tokenized funds on Robinhood Chain because I think neobanks are going to use funds like these to let their users invest freely, buying a whole set of stock tokens in one transaction and holding it as a single token. The tickers were chosen on purpose, and names like $TECH, $AGI, $CHIPS, $MARKET, $GOLD and $DIGITAL should be attractive for new pairs and token launches. Every fund is clearly branded, so other DeFi protocols can plug them in as collateral, pair them in liquidity pools as well as for use in token launchpads. The infrastructure has 0% fees and is fully onchain and permissionless, and every fund can always be redeemed back to the stock tokens it holds, including our auto compounding pair token funds that put their trading fees back into liquidity so they grow over time. Next up are onchain investment accounts with sponsored gas, so users can invest without paying gas or signing every transaction. We also have one more exciting new ticker coming to Robinhood Chain today, and the hype is real. stonkbrokers.io/invest

Ethereum will be the first quantum resistant decentralized network, assets on Ethereum layers will be the best quantum resistant asset class. I am launching the first quantum protected investment accounts on Robinhood Chain through StonkBroker. If you are buying stock tokens and or keeping your wealth on chain, you should feel safe even from threats in the distant future. The network upgrades the chain level infrastructure, and we upgrade to quantum protected custody at the user level.

Previous cycles' strongest trading economies were enhanced by streaming services linked to blockchain rails. So I figured Robinhood Chain could use its own, a place for users to discuss tokens, onchain stocks and new developments while also streaming to X. Naturally, a Robinhood Chain streaming service should offer tipping in stock tokens, plus an NFT based social pass system where streamers get a private NFT gated chat with their pass holders and earn royalties on pass trading, à la friend tech. What if those passes could also be tokenized through the Anvil AMM? So I built it and deployed the contracts on chain! The only question is whether I deploy this product myself as Clutch TV merged with Pager, or turn it into another fun experiment. I could run a simple Dutch auction priced in robinhood:0xe934e36a439c94017b64a3fece66af12099abf50, where the winner gets ownership of the smart contracts, and with it the protocol fees sent to their wallet. I would then hand over the turn-key software so they can host the streaming service themselves under their own branding, with an optional 10% discount if they launch a token for the service on Robinhood Chain paired with robinhood:0xe934e36a439c94017b64a3fece66af12099abf50. What do you think? What should I do?

The more I build on Robinhood Chain, the more I want to do two things. I want to give builders access and help birth new financial software, and I want to create a new type of smart wallet that feels like an investment app or a neobank, built on StonkBrokers infrastructure and Robinhood Chain stock tokens with a DeFi backend so thats what I'm going to do for our iOS and Android layer. I buy stock through the brokerage account in my bank app, and I keep wondering why I am not doing this on chain. The reason is simple: people are afraid of losing their money to weak security. So I have decided to attack that problem head on. Coming soon: tokenized funds, including funds that hold pair tokens which auto compound inside them, and a quantum protected vault that anyone will be able to create as their onchain DeFi investment account. Today's wallets sign with elliptic curve keys. Every transaction reveals your public key on chain, and a large enough quantum computer could work backwards from that public key to your private key and move your funds. Our vault will be secured by ML-DSA-44, a NIST post quantum signature standard. Its public key does not lead back to the private key, even for a quantum computer. You will be able to deposit ETH, any ERC-20 token or NFTs, and every withdrawal will need a valid ML-DSA-44 signature that the vault checks on chain. Your key will be created on your device and kept in an encrypted backup, so you can open the vault from any of your devices. more soon.

StonkBrokers is officially live on Robinhood Wallet.

Gm I think Hyperliquid, Uniswap and what we’re developing on Robinhood Chain through StonkBrokers’ fintech infrastructure have the potential to demonstrate immense strength and growth outside the usual “crypto bubble.” So I’m not concerned with the sentiment around the Binance hack only that we push for better security moving forward. We’ll keep building, and leveling up. Business as usual here. Let’s get to work. We have a financial system to revolutionize. In the words of the best captain in history Jean Luc Picard, “Engage!”

This guy called the binance exploit/hack 7 days before it happend. Stonkbroker stays clocked in.