PUPPET COMEDY FACT:
A "muppet" is a random genetic mutation that could happen to any individual of any species. Traits vary and can include anthropomorphism (for non-humans), skin made out of felt material or antron fleece, varying height, plastic eyes, fuzz, or fur.
Evidently, the people have still not learned. A foolish ideal to uphold.
Be on the lookout for the brand new PUPPET PRESSED COIN. The newest currency, made entirely out of felt and copper. Acquire all of your favorite Puppet merchandising using them. You WILL spend.
Be wary of these brand new slop Puppet toys. You will NOT find any enjoyment out of these artificial toys. We intend to hunt down every one of these figures and melt them into a fine liquid via the Aluminum Tank.
Do NOT purchase. Do NOT play. Do NOT collect. Resist.
It looks like quite a few people may be headed for the Aluminum Tank...
PUPPET COMEDY FACT:
These are separate individuals. They are NOT one in the same. Kermit entered our realm in 1955 while the creature known as "Wilkins" entered our realm in 1957. They are not related, nor is Wilkins an earlier form of The Frog. Cease this misinformation.
Kristen Bell has been cast as Amy Rose in ‘SONIC 4’
(Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
Which Frog is your favorite
You have seven days to decide. Choose wisely.
71%Kermit
13%Robin
9%Croaker
7%Constantine
151 votes • Final resultsPUPPET COMEDY FACT:
Clifford was a good friend of The Frog, serving as a host to help lead the Muppets. Tragically, he became trapped in the Phantom Zone during an inspection. He was almost rescued, but disappeared just as the Super Genesis Wave hit. His status is unknown.
PUPPET COMEDY FACT:
ToonHive is gravely wrong. They identified the wrong Puppet production in their anniversary post. This will not go unpunished. The Frog remembers everything.
NECA's latest new marketable action figures of The Muppets have been unveiled. You will buy them. You will display them. You WILL play.
PUPPET COMEDY FACT:
Kermit didn’t take the cancellation of "THE MUPPETS" (2015) very well, and sent a very vulgar tweet to ABC in response. The tweet was later deleted.
Puppet Comedy Facts from Swamp TV retweeted
100% true. Muppets are capable of doing this, as revealed in the recently-discovered pitch pilot for “Inner Tube” (a precursor to The Jim Henson Hour), which featured a Muppet named Crasher who jumps in and out of people’s TVs at random.
Puppet Comedy Facts from Swamp TV retweeted
i legit can’t stop thinking about how one of the first scenes is the muppets going about their morning routines set to brick house by the commodores. and it *works.*
































