retired from crypto with negative $100k
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Had a weird dream that the world is overun by zombie dogs, everyone thinks that its the cat clan that are behind this world ending threat.
One super loyal Golden retriver is the hero behind my dream who fights through herds of zombie dogs, special ops like belgian malinois and
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A casino installed a smart fish tank in the lobby.
Beautiful thing. Automated feeding. Temperature control. Remote monitoring.
Connected to the internet. Obviously.
Hackers found it.
Exploited it.
Downloaded the high-roller database.
10 gigabytes.
Sent it to Finland.
Using audio and video protocols so it looked like normal streaming traffic.
The fish tank sat in the lobby maintaining water chemistry while stealing credit card numbers.
The casino isolated the fish tank on its own VPN.
Separate network. Segregated. Off limits to everything.
Hackers didn't care. Broke through the isolation anyway.
Once inside the fish tank's system. They pivoted to the main network.
Quietly pulled data. Methodically.
10 gigabytes over time so nobody noticed.
Nobody monitors fish tank outbound traffic.
Why would they.
It's a fish tank.
When Darktrace finally investigated they saw it immediately.
The fish tank sending massive amounts of data to an external IP.
Using protocols designed for audio. Not data.
Clear exfiltration.
The only device in the entire casino that ever communicated with that Finland server.
A fish tank.
Not a computer. Not compromised credentials. Not a malware-laden email.
A networked aquarium.
The lesson everyone learned: IoT devices are security theater.
You can secure them. Lock them down. Isolate them.
They're still connected to something. Still vulnerable to something.
And something will find them.
Even if that something is just checking if a fish tank is running the default password.
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Hackers stole 10GB of data from a casino… through a FISH TANK. Not a computer. Not a phone. A FISH TANK.
The funny part is you probably have something in your home with the same weakness.
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Stray cats were seen riding capybaras in Panama, after locals said the city had pushed them too far.
For months, people near the river noticed something strange happening to the stray cats that used to roam the streets.
They weren’t hanging around the alleys as much anymore. They were disappearing toward the river.
At first, locals thought the cats had simply run away and decided to live closer to the water. But soon, photographers and researchers noticed the truth was stranger than anyone expected.
The cats had found shelter with the capybaras.
They weren’t just following them around. Kittens were seen sleeping beside the capybaras, older cats stayed close to the group, and some were even captured riding on their backs.
The ironic part is that cats are known for hating water, but the capybaras seemed to let them climb on top while they crossed the river, carrying them from one side to the other like it was normal.
Nobody knows exactly when it started, but many believe the cats found safety with the capybaras after being pushed away from the city.
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There is this guy on youtube name GAKHED who films his cats with a 1999 camcorder and in this time of brainrot and toxic internet it's the most calming and soothing thing i've seen.
This is what spring felt like as a kid. ❤️
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Journalist in Peru captures same animals 8 years apart and the internet is in tears While documenting pollution at a landfill outside Lima, a journalist spotted something she never forgot: a stray dog gently bringing food to a tiny kitten hiding near an old fridge.
Eight years later, she returned to finish her study and froze. The kitten was now a grown cat.
The dog was old, gray, and tired.
But this time, the cat was bringing food to him.
Two photos. Eight years apart. One impossible friendship. People online are calling it “the kind of loyalty humans could learn from.”
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This is equivalent to trying to sell a cop drugs while he’s in uniform in his police car.
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"Pandilla":
Porque filmaron el enfrentamiento que iba a ocurrir entre dos bandas de gatos.
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I hope your definition of art includes Photography 🫶 Thank you for the opportunity🥳
Location: Ranikhet, Uttarakhand
Tagging @sashelka @Shabarigirisan4 @RageOfPotato
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这个越南爷爷听说孙媳妇怀孕了，就去他家拜访，教他和妻子如何给新生儿洗澡。
有趣的是，他找不到一个娃娃来演示，就用了一只安静得令人难以置信、并且非常配合爷爷指示的猫来进行教学，他讲解了超过两分钟。😂😂
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【朗報】火災現場から7人を救い出した大学生、母親に「ただ転んだだけ」と嘘をつくも、翌日のニュースで英雄だとバレてしまう
▼事の経緯
・ベトナムのハノイで大規模な住宅火災が発生
・ジム帰りだった大学生のトゥーさん(20)が、煙に包まれた建物へ即座に突入
・屋根をハンマーでぶち破って脱出路を確保し、子供や高齢者を含む7人全員を自力で救出
▼胸熱すぎる「白い嘘」
・煙を吸って病院へ運ばれる際、心配する母親に電話で「ただ転んで怪我しただけだよ」とだけ伝える
・翌日、ニュースで「7人を救った若き英雄」として大々的に報じられ、事実を知った母親が腰を抜かす
・「親を心配させたくなかった」という謙虚すぎる理由に、世界中で「本物のヒーローだ」「育てた親も素晴らしい」と絶賛の嵐
「命がけの救助」を「ただの転倒」と言い張る20歳の格好良さに、全人類が惚れる事態に。
