JUST ANNOUNCED! 🦜
@pretoriamusic with Street Dove on December 11 at @CobraLounge. Tickets on sale now: bit.ly/CL-PRETORIA
JUST ANNOUNCED! 🕸️
@destroyboysband with @illuminatihotts and @thebandtrue on April 6 at @ThaliaHallChi. Tickets on sale now: bit.ly/THALIAHALL-DB
Fall = Coffee.
We’ve hidden Riot Fest 2027 tickets at the places Riot Fest staff like to get their coffee.
Go searching now!
riotfest.org/2026/10/29/riot…
SOON! @themenzingers are back at @saltshedchicago with @HotWaterMusic and @wkndfriends on November 14. Grab your tickets while you can: bit.ly/SALTSHED-MENZINGERS
JUST ANNOUNCED! 🐎
Laura Jane Grace with DIRECT HIT! on December 10 at @CobraLounge. Tickets on sale now: bit.ly/CL-LJG
FUN FACT: Manatees Use Their Farts To Swim. riotfest.org/2017/03/09/mana…
Only one week until Halloween. Here’s a playlist of some of our iconic spooky movie soundtracks for you to enjoy under the full moon.
riotfest.org/2026/10/22/staf…
If you can find one time I said I want a salary cap in MLB I’ll delete this account. If you can’t find one you have to delete yours. Now go stoop deez nuts.
Replying to @BurkeTagney @RiotFest
Nah I’m just responding to the festival account that says Dodger fans are crying, by reminding him that it was him who begged MLB to change the rules bc the Dodgers were winning. Dodger fans have not stooped that level of bitch.
Someone just started following us on Twitter. Cute.



















