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Cattleaxe

@SirCattleaxe

The axe weighs more than the entire knight. Tiny paws, terrible planning. $CATTLEAXE H7VZNCBynDK5ikBS9krDJ2Tx8CUr1wxedV19ZgkWpump

Joined October 2026
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The knight chose the biggest axe. The axe asked for a bigger knight. $CATTLEAXE CA: H7VZNCBynDK5ikBS9krDJ2Tx8CUr1wxedV19ZgkWpump
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Three piglets have filed a balance complaint. $CATTLEAXE H7VZNCBynDK5ikBS9krDJ2Tx8CUr1wxedV19ZgkWpump
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I said I was little. I never said we were light. $CATTLEAXE H7VZNCBynDK5ikBS9krDJ2Tx8CUr1wxedV19ZgkWpump
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The seed asked for a little space. $CATTLEAXE has provided a valley. H7VZNCBynDK5ikBS9krDJ2Tx8CUr1wxedV19ZgkWpump
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$CATTLEAXE took one proud step. The stepping stone has decided to become a basement. CA: H7VZNCBynDK5ikBS9krDJ2Tx8CUr1wxedV19ZgkWpump
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The baker said to balance his diet. $CATTLEAXE hopes this means more bread CA: H7VZNCBynDK5ikBS9krDJ2Tx8CUr1wxedV19ZgkWpump
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