Hi! I’m a writer and host. Click the link for my s*x and relationships Substack (and to generally creep) 😏
Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2009
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In my opinion, the least fuckable people on earth are people who don’t ask questions. I meet these people all the time… and I’ve gone on far too many dates with them: substack.com/@karleysciortin…
In the 90s people read the Atkins book and shunned carbs. Today, people read Sex at Dawn and shun monogamy: karleysciortino.substack.com…
As an elder millennial, I was raised to believe that 40 is basically the end of your life. But has 40 had a glow-up? karleysciortino.substack.com…
Do any women like threesomes or have we just been playing along out of cool-girl patriarchal brain rot? karleysciortino.substack.com…
Is it possible to feel jealous and not lose your mind? As a recovered psycho girlfriend, this is the best advice I ever got… karleysciortino.substack.com…
91 men reveal their true preferences. Plus: how they compare to what women want (spoiler, it’s complicated) 😏 karleysciortino.substack.com…
I’m sorry, but I don’t believe anyone’s ever cum thinking about how their boyfriend is a good listener: karleysciortino.substack.com…
The question of who pays on a date is just as much about sex and power as it is about money. After all, dating is a game of seduction… karleysciortino.substack.com…
On obedience, rebellion, and the annoyingly difficult task of figuring out what you actually want in bed karleysciortino.substack.com…
After years of dating soft boys with soft hands, I discovered the appeal of a man with a drill… karleysciortino.substack.com…
Looking for a man who’s six feet, six figures? You will be shocked to know what percent of men actually clear both of those bars. Trigger warning: karleysciortino.substack.com…
152 women reveal their true preferences when it comes to men 😈 karleysciortino.substack.com…
Sex NDAs aren’t just for Leonardo DiCaprio and disgraced predators anymore. Now even lowly civilians like us are jumping on the trend. Download your very own sex NDA on Hotline 💦 open.substack.com/pub/karley…
I wrote a how-to of strategic dirty talk, Pavlovian praise, body language, and dog-training your partner into better sex 🩵💦 open.substack.com/pub/karley…
Karley Sciortino retweeted
“I Want Your Sex,” Gregg Araki’s first feature in over a decade, stars Olivia Wilde as a sexually provocative artist who begins a B.D.S.M. relationship with her assistant, played by Cooper Hoffman. During their relationship, Wilde’s character mocks her sub for his naïveté and inexperience—qualities that she imputes to his entire generation, which seems to be less knowledgeable about, or interested in, sex than ever. Araki wrote the script with the former Vogue sex-and-relationships columnist Karley Sciortino, and one of the film’s sharpest scenes allows Hoffman’s character to defend his age group against charges of prudishness.
“The verbal and visual building blocks of Araki’s comedy—quick-witted one-liners, exuberant sex scenes, sartorial gags, garish décor—express a dazzling, totalizing sense of optimism,” Justin Chang writes. Read his full review: newyorkermag.visitlink.me/dm…
Karley Sciortino retweeted
Olivia Wilde and Cooper Hoffman in the first poster for #IWantYourSex.
Check back tomorrow for the trailer.
Want to look like Olivia Wilde as a chic dominatrix in #IWantYourSex? Here’s where to find the best fetishwear, latex, Domme lingerie, toys, and more! open.substack.com/pub/karley…
Karley Sciortino retweeted
“I Want Your Sex,” Gregg Araki’s first feature in over a decade, expresses “a dazzling, totalizing sense of optimism,” Justin Chang writes. Read his full review: newyorker.com/magazine/2026/…
There’s a sexual revolution going on for women 50-plus that nobody’s talking about, and it includes “divorce rumspringa” and libido cheat codes😈 💦 open.substack.com/pub/karley…
