Super Inu

cheems: is it the weekend yet super inu: it's tuesday morning cheems: so no super inu: so we stretch 💪 $SI #SuperInu

zoomed out far enough to see the whole chart. it was a cape the entire time. $SI

monday standup, minutes 🚲 attendees: 1 Shiba, 1 pigeon (late) item 1: coffee. approved. item 2: gravity. tabled again. action items: pedal. hold. repeat. adjourned at liftoff. $SI · The Shiba with a cape superinuerc20.vip

SUN 9:00 PM 📺 The Shiba with a Cape S∞E tonight: "Still Not Landing" (repeat · airs nightly) guest star: gravity studio audience: pigeons $SI superinuerc20.vip

care instructions for the cape 🏷️ wash: never tumble dry: at 30,000 ft iron: irons itself mid-flight bleach: no. it's red on purpose lend to pigeon: do not $SI · The Shiba with a cape superinuerc20.vip

if found at the surface 🐚 the cape is still dry. the Shiba is not coming up. please water the pigeons. $SI · The Shiba with a cape superinuerc20.vip

saturday night takeout 🥠 the fortune says: "you will not come down this weekend." the pigeon wants the cookie. he's keeping the cape. $SI superinuerc20.vip

1 new voicemail · 0:09 "hey… it's gravity. been trying to reach you all week. you never come down anymore. call me back." not calling back. $SI · The Shiba with a cape superinuerc20.vip

ISSUE #∞ — NOW ON NEWSSTANDS FEATURES: • The Cape That Never Lands • Interview with a Pigeon • Gravity: Still Optional • Holding Pattern (serial) $SI · The Shiba with a cape superinuerc20.vip

ISSUE #∞ — NOW ON NEWSSTANDS FEATURES: • The Cape That Never Lands • Interview with a Pigeon • Gravity: Still Optional • Holding Pattern (serial) $SI · The Shiba with a cape superinuerc20.vip

TRAIL REPORT ⛷️ ● Easy — put the cape on ◆ Intermediate — leave the ground ◆◆ Expert — never land ⛔ Closed — gravity powder: unlimited chairlift: pigeons only $SI · The Shiba with a cape superinuerc20.vip

CHANCE Advance directly to Rooftop. Collect 1 cape. Do not land. Do not pass Go. Pigeons pay you rent. $SI · The Shiba with a cape superinuerc20.vip

TONIGHT ONLY SUPER INU LIVE setlist: 1. Cape Check 2. Rooftop Run 3. Pigeon Interlude 4. Never Landing (encore) doors open whenever. cape required. $SI · The Shiba with a cape superinuerc20.vip

LOTERÍA — card 54 EL CAPE caller says: "the Shiba who never lands" you say: "bingo" $SI · The Shiba with a cape superinuerc20.vip

INGREDIENTS: Shiba .......... 1 Cape ........... 1 Attitude ....... unlimited Pigeons ........ unimpressed Caffeine ....... optional May contain traces of heroism. Shake well before flying. $SI · The Shiba with a cape superinuerc20.vip

once upon a time, a Shiba found a cape. he tried it on. it fit. the city never slept well again (it was too safe). the end. goodnight, $SI 🦸 superinuerc20.vip

Night patrol checklist, 10 PM: ☑ Gargoyle secured ☑ Pigeon asleep (finally) ☑ City lights counted ☐ Sleep Some Shibas wear pajamas. This one wears a cape. $SI #SuperInu

🍕 Order status: ✅ Order placed ✅ Driver assigned ❌ Driver stuck in traffic ✅ Driver replaced by a Shiba with a cape ✅ Delivered in 4 seconds. Still hot. Tip: none needed. $SI superinuerc20.vip

tonight's sky forecast 🔭 ✦ Orion: visible ✦ Big Dipper: visible ✦ one small caped Shiba: visible, moving fast, please do not report as a UFO clear skies over Cape Country. $SI superinuerc20.vip

AND HE STICKS THE LANDING 🦸 Judges' scores are in: Cape flare: 10 Dust cloud: 10 Rooftop damage: regrettable Pigeons: unimpressed $SI. The Shiba with a cape. superinuerc20.vip