The 405 · Apr 24, 2015 · 8:32 PM UTC

For the record I have nothing to do with the s*** show that's going on in Hollywood right now.

The 405 · Mar 7, 2015 · 2:32 AM UTC

Anybody got a hanky because I am congested!

The 405 · Mar 2, 2015 · 4:51 PM UTC

Am I the only one who loves mondays?

The 405 · Feb 24, 2015 · 6:39 PM UTC

Hey lady putting on makeup at 65 mph. I love your style.

The 405 · Feb 23, 2015 · 2:40 AM UTC

I'm hellamoist. Proceed with caution.

The 405 · Feb 21, 2015 · 3:15 AM UTC

There's a minor collision on my left. Everybody slow down to look!

The 405 · Feb 21, 2015 · 12:53 AM UTC

TGIF!!! I don't see any problems getting home today. NOT! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! #tgif #fossilfuels4evah