Messiah of British Ice Hockey *PARODY*
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Joined April 2015
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Wonder if I can report Moose's agent to Trading Standards. Was sold to me as Mr 92%, he's only at 91.5% at the moment! He's to blame
Unexpected email from Tyler last night saying he was gutted with the result after being 2 nil up! Said he couldn't eat dinner because of it
Tyler is a great team guy, everyone on the coach looking fed up but he's taking us all out for Dinner. Said he had an unexpected win fall
It's not easy for the guys to stay focus when @simmsey is standing by the bench looking like Dame Edna updating Twitter!
Tyler is fuming on the bench. Blaze scoring first has ruined his accumulator! No dinner for him tonight
Solid game except the two DOGSHIT goals conceded! Off to the house I built tomorrow! Might try and take a few of my banners home with me
In the name of good sportsmanship we have decided not to cite Quenelle for attacking Hewitt stick with the back of his knee
Up Early and off to Belfast. Hope there's turbulence, ready made excuse! #unsettled
That's enough Twitter for tonight, off to study the game tape to see how we can improve for next week. Such as which players DOPS can ban!
Trying to persuade one of my old players to come out of retirement & sort out Valabik. Just wait for Sean Selmser to finish his lemsip 1st
If no room in #LeafsNation I'm sure the #PantherNation would welcome me with open arms once 'Hollywood' Corey leaves? Surely? #TeamHollywood
Must say I'd be glad to get sacked The league has changed so much, I mean who has premier sports! My mate Simmsey was on Sky don't you know
The way this season is going I'm gonna have to find some new friends to piggyback me into a role Wonder if Mikey B remembers me from Whitley
