⇌ ᴠᴀʟᴏ_ɪᴏ ⇋ (@Valo_iO) header
⇌ ᴠᴀʟᴏ_ɪᴏ ⇋ (@Valo_iO) profile picture

👨‍💻 He/They (26) 🔞 Sometimes lewds happen 🎶 Trance enjoyer 💻 Computer Geek 🎓 CS B. Sc. | CoE M. Sc. student 🕹 Game Dev 🎨 Technical Artist (#noAI)

Inside your I/O controller xdx
Joined November 2020
Photo by ⇌ ᴠᴀʟᴏ_ɪᴏ ⇋ (@Valo_iO)Photo by ⇌ ᴠᴀʟᴏ_ɪᴏ ⇋ (@Valo_iO)Photo by ⇌ ᴠᴀʟᴏ_ɪᴏ ⇋ (@Valo_iO)Photo by ⇌ ᴠᴀʟᴏ_ɪᴏ ⇋ (@Valo_iO)Photo by ⇌ ᴠᴀʟᴏ_ɪᴏ ⇋ (@Valo_iO)Photo by ⇌ ᴠᴀʟᴏ_ɪᴏ ⇋ (@Valo_iO)Photo by ⇌ ᴠᴀʟᴏ_ɪᴏ ⇋ (@Valo_iO)Photo by ⇌ ᴠᴀʟᴏ_ɪᴏ ⇋ (@Valo_iO)Photo by ⇌ ᴠᴀʟᴏ_ɪᴏ ⇋ (@Valo_iO)Photo by ⇌ ᴠᴀʟᴏ_ɪᴏ ⇋ (@Valo_iO)
Since Twitter doesn't allow multiple pinned messages, I'm going to link my important tweets under this one (Ref. sheets, announcements, etc.).
6
8
4,524
nose condom
primeira vez que vejo um vídeo de como coloca prótese de nariz e estou passada com esse negócio
1
1
67
damn, got called out just like that XD
Gay people and their 3-4 letter names...
13
⇌ ᴠᴀʟᴏ_ɪᴏ ⇋ retweeted
Seems that gamers didn't get the memo. 70% of game programmers already use AI today. Most companies don't disclose it because Steam AI disclosure rules make it clear that coding/efficiency improvements should not be disclosed. Developer made a mistake and gamers are raging.
Big Walk according to Anti AI people.
48
57
3
1,146
29,479
can we also talk about that massive bulge too? like... wowie!
Então o godzilla é uma gostosa?😱
1
96
⇌ ᴠᴀʟᴏ_ɪᴏ ⇋ retweeted
appetizers
what is the point of precum
16
1,249
5
24,556
113,100
⇌ ᴠᴀʟᴏ_ɪᴏ ⇋ retweeted
男娘的屁眼和女人的屁眼,摸上去、操进去、射完拔出来,差别大得很,不是一回事。 女人那菊花,天生就在阴道旁边,中间隔着一层肉膜,你手指一伸进去,能感觉到旁边那条软软的阴道壁在轻轻动。操的时候,如果你鸡巴够粗,还能带着阴道一起抽动,里面又湿又滑,屁眼本身反而没那么“死”。很多女人平时不练,屁眼会比较紧,但因为旁边有阴道和子宫的牵扯,松紧度会随月经周期、高潮状态变化,有时候突然一缩一缩的,像在主动咬你。射进去的精液,有时候会顺着会阴流到阴道口,或者她自己用手指一抠就带出来。 男娘的屁眼就完全不一样。男娘是男的,后面只有直肠和前列腺,没有阴道。你鸡巴插进去,首先撞的是前列腺那块硬硬的肉核。那玩意儿一被顶到,男娘会猛地抖一下,腰一软,前面那根小肉棒自己就翘起来流水。屁眼本身因为没有旁边的阴道撑着,肉壁更“实”,操进去的时候感觉更像在往一条直直的肠子里钻,阻力感更明显。很多男娘会自己用假阳具或者手指扩,扩开之后松是松,但一收就死死箍住,没有女人那种“旁边还有个洞在帮忙缓冲”的感觉。射精的时候,精液是直接灌进直肠里的,拔出来会带出一股浓精混着肠液,味道更冲。 总结就一句话:女人的屁眼是“旁边有个逼在陪着一起爽”,男娘的屁眼是“自己扛着前列腺被干到腿软”。一个是双洞联动,一个是纯后面被操到前列腺高潮,爽法完全不同。你要是喜欢又紧又会自己缩的,男娘那玩意儿往往更带劲;要是喜欢又湿又软、还能蹭到旁边那条缝的,还是女人更舒服。 反正都是菊花,一个是带阴道的,一个是带前列腺的,自己选。
1,865
4,055
2,994
50,076
9,843,042
⇌ ᴠᴀʟᴏ_ɪᴏ ⇋ retweeted
NO PUEDE SER, ESTO ES UNA AUTÉNTICA BARBARIDAD 😭💀 Han conseguido transformar POKÉMON ROJO FUEGO EN UN JUEGO COMPLETAMENTE EN 3D. Han recompilado el código original de GBA, lo han reescrito en RUST y lo han combinado con los gráficos y animaciones de Pokémon Let's Go. ¿LO MÁS LOCO? Los combates, la IA y las interacciones siguen funcionando con el código original de Rojo Fuego, pero ahora tenemos CÁMARA LIBRE Y UN MUNDO 3D AMPLIADO. ESTO ES LITERALMENTE EL REMAKE QUE TODOS QUEREMOS 😭
839
4,577
635
56,299
3,959,912
⇌ ᴠᴀʟᴏ_ɪᴏ ⇋ retweeted
An Umamusume fan has modded Need for Speed Underground 2 to replace its cars with 36 horse girls The roster features Oguri Cap, Haru Urara, and more
93
1,408
63
21,485
294,755
wait... hoyoverse is making a life sim?
8
ah fuck, my script saves the names that don't return a valid channel info, so it keeps the available names AND the channels that got banned (and unavailable to use). need to find a better api. (unfortunately I can't use twitch api, so... we'll see...)
Replying to @Valo_iO
there are [at least] 24,128 people with 4 letter usernames? damn (also gonna stop the script, make the number of async request larger, and resume from the 5 letter ones, it's too slow rn)
1
23
got it down to 1758 for 5-letter usernames, and 1077 for 4-letter ones. but it still can't distinguish between channels that never been created (aka available handles), or the ones that got deleted (either by user or by twitch) and are still unavailable idk how to filter it more
1
9
I'm bored, I'm gonna sleep (and most likely forget I was working on this lmao)
1
got curious, so I'm checking the 4 and 5 letter long available usernames on twitch... I wonder how many of them are actually interesting/good to use (not generating the words manually, using existing lists to speedup the process) (will post the results as gists on github)
1
18
there are [at least] 24,128 people with 4 letter usernames? damn (also gonna stop the script, make the number of async request larger, and resume from the 5 letter ones, it's too slow rn)
1
26
this looks cool ngl tho my cock would pop out of the side cuz it's too big 😔
Usariam esse short???
1
328
⇌ ᴠᴀʟᴏ_ɪᴏ ⇋ retweeted
> "Final" Fantasy > Keeps making more of them
108
7,492
67
118,706
822,836
⇌ ᴠᴀʟᴏ_ɪᴏ ⇋ retweeted
Con mucho gusto le haría una paja a cualquiera de mis amigos si me lo pidieran
61
895
29
6,717
67,367
that's what I imagine anal sex is
Yeap, using the microSD for debug connector is working fine.
25