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To shine like the sun and moon, cultivate peacefulness by being tolerant and patient.To last as long as the mountains and rivers, be a benevolent one of virtue.

Joined September 2009
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No, but I'm magnetized.
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Trump had a larger inauguration crowd.
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No Band-Aid lasts forever.
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If you were a sentient coronavirus whom would you infect?
18%Under 18 years old
18%18-44 years old
0%45-64 years old
64%65 and over years old
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Good news: one age group was spared. Bad news: the sentient liked to prey on the most vulnerable. Ugly news: one person voted for me even though I wasn't a choice. 😒
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I require assistance.
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This has served me well.
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Now if we can just get @idriselba to say something about cancelling the apocalypse. bbc.com/news/uk-politics-497… #brexit

Lib Dems pledge to cancel Brexit if they win general election

Members vote in favour of the policy, which would see the party revoke Article 50 if they took power.

bbc.com
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When your manager asks for an ETA, do you...
33%ignore them. 🙉
67%answer with random ⏲️.
0%answer with 30 minutes.
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Has anyone ever considered using parental controls to restrict parents from watching YouTube?
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Anyone remember carving 🎃 at Twitter?
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#NotAFlamethrower acquired. Thanks @boringcompany!
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Uber spokesperson: There will come a day where riding in an Uber autonomous vehicle will be safer than walking at night. *pulls person aside, whispers in ear* Uber: Actually that day is already here.
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Apple Park pscp.tv/w/bNnbkzIyMjM2MjF8MX…
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If someone could restart the Twitter slack instance that'd be great. Thanks! – at Indiana, USA
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2010: You're holding it wrong. 2017: You're facing it wrong. #iPhoneX – at Cupertino, CA
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Ah, classic Nintendo bait and switch strategy. – at Cupertino, CA
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Vive la France! 😄 – at San Francisco, CA
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Current status – at San Francisco, CA
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@Nora – at Cupertino, CA
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