@0oMadison

🤷‍♀️✨here for the jokes

United States
Joined September 2013
SSX 3 (2003)
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A lady on Tik Tok edited their girls trip like a reality tv show. My goodness it’s the most beautiful edit I’ve seen
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the fastest way to kill motivation is to make your identity depend on the outcome. it’s called ego involvement. when failing becomes failing as a person, your brain starts avoiding the whole thing. not because you don’t care, but because you care too much.
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Not looking forward to explaining this ticket to my wife...
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french toddler smoking a toddler sized cigarette: "he uhhh, 'ow you say, got my nose [shrug]"
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Hit the lady at chick fil a with a “glad I could pleasure you” after she said my pleasure
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i wanna introduce you to 4x grammy-nominated rap artist of the game, the one, the only, doechiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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another one thank you
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squabble up but the beat is Hollaback Girl
KENDRICK IS A HOLLABACK GIRL
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i never watched teenage robot but im loving the concept of a bunch of burly mechanics fixing up and polishing their little robot daughter coz shes their silver princess and she deserves to feel nice and pretty and get all the accessories she could ever want
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We getting up there yall…
BEYONCÉ WAS IN A GIRL GROUP ???!!!!!
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to be a writer you have to be a thinker and to be a thinker you have to be an annoying bitch who asks a lot of questions
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Aren’t you dead
has a good ring to it don't you think?
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you’re sick if you find megan thee stallion attractive.
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i read this today “any relationship you have that could be ruined by having a conversation about your feelings, standards, or expectations wasn't really stable enough to begin with beloved!” woah i was not ready for this one.
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Replying to @zoerosebryant
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this man really put relationships in perspective for me today. he said “he married the woman he learned to love unconditionally, not the woman he fell in love with, because falling in love is like being high, and anything you can fall into, you can fall out of” and thats a fact.
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It been so cold this lil 37° feeling like 60°
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