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A call to all HL validators. You need 24/7 ai enabled monitoring of everything your surface operates on.
This bug has been present for 10 years.
What a disaster atlasum.net/blog/cve-2026-98โฆ
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DPRK holds approximately 420.000 ETH from the Binance hack
Ethereum Foundation has approx 170.000 ETH in its treasury
DPRK:
ALT Look at me. I am the EF NOW
strobie reeeee ๐ ่่ ในใใญใใช retweeted
why do you guys give this retarded larp attention, only 77k volume traded on his exit candle but 94k pos so the trade never existed.
even worse on his NEAR trade only 1.5 m of NEAR traded at those prices but his larp pos is 2.1 m.
stop promoting and giving this dude attention. i saw way too many friends glazing him. he's just another matter trades like larp that's gonna start a paid group soon.
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The first 10 days of our DefiLlama partnership served mostly as a market survey experiment.
A sliver of its full potential, if you will.
And despite the conservative launch, @Trueo_ is seeing material growth.
Heading into the New Year, weโre going to ramp up this integration.
More markets. More categories. More liquidity.
Weโre just getting started. So much more to come ๐ซก
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strobie reeeee ๐ ่่ ในใใญใใช retweeted
So much stuff happened in just the last 24 hours:
- Druckenmiller did his first tweet ever announcing the investment in TradeXYZ and ICE announced the intention to bring Hyperliquid/TradeXYZ onshore, with maybe a 3.75m $HYPE investment (according to MLM analysis of the flows) and $57m going to TradeXYZ.
- Binance exploit (probably will end all well for all parties involved tbh), with some deposits in Aave, majority of the non-frozen funds in btc, eth, xrp, trx, sol - in some cases relevant % of shitcoins total supplies.
Syrup XRP-backed loans seem fine even with a big price dump (but i stay short XRP). Ethena, other protocols using Binance, very fine, remember that Bybit could foot the bill on a similar sized exploit (when you remove the frozen funds), Binance will just cough it up.
Maybe we see market share dynamics shift a little bit going forward, in favor of Coinbase? But Brian just committed to sell $1.3b of his own stock soooo...
- Aave then froze its markets
- Polymarket exploit, this was an interesting one, even though the loss is three zeros less than Binance ($2.57m apparently). Polymarket seems to have fixed and will reimburse traders affected, essentially the exploit used logged-in sessions to sell usersโ prediction positions or transfer position tokens, then move assets to the attacker.
- Kalshi on the other hand just announced their latest raise at $40b val (madness), where's my dog @llamaonthebrink at
- Fluid got pinched by India/FEMA alleging essentially that Fluid/Instadapp is being operated by India and is coming after $40m of FEMA contraventions. Fluid denies. In reality token price action has correlated more with the Binance news than the India news though, but it did indeed feel both. Btw the fines for FEMA violations are up to 3x the amounts according to GPT.
- Just to put the cherry on top, we've multiple tech companies puking their lungs out over capex worries (and for Google in particular the further struggle to monetize AI mode which is also eating in their own Search revenues).
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strobie reeeee ๐ ่่ ในใใญใใช retweeted
damn i cant believe llamaai is not even a year old yet and we already changed lots of thing already, shipped many new features even features that people wont realize exist but it's there so that llamaai can be better at analyzing n faster, also @llama is this true
gotta admit if u still fall for dis bs psyop at dis point u have mah full respecc for ur retardation llamaoooooooooooo
Gmoo.
1) Last 3 months worth of data has been leaked, not the full year Wagyu has been operating.
2) Why IP addresses? Wagyu uses JS, every single website that interacts with JS has your IP. Standard practice.
3) What now? We moove.. no money lost or anything. Outcome could have been far worse.
Have spent some time upping up the security to prevent it from happening again.
But who knows, AI is getting scary and everyone can get hacked these days, this is only going to happen a lot more often.
Expect all companies to get hacked within the upcoming years.
Swaps haven't been impacted at all, the show goes on.
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Tomorrow! Join us live for the Fed rate decision and FOMC presser.
Lots to talk about.
- Yields down, Oil up. Is the market signalling the price of oil as a risk factor for growth?
- Is 3%+ inflation worse than tightening financial conditions?
- Can you survive a financial accident in the case of a complete washout of positioning?
Tune in tomorrow!
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paperpro gives traders access to advanced features like tp/sl and more detailed information
nitter.cf/0xstrobe/status/211218โฆ
jussa made an app - PaperPro, an advanced trading terminal for @papertrade_xyz
advanced charting, TP/SL and limit orders, fill-time estimates, execution queue pressure, live tape, and more...
and of course, no additional fees!
in alpha now - paperpro.app ๐
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Unlock chart for Anthropic for each group
- Employees get unlocked at roughly the same pace as SpaceX
- Investors get unlocked faster than SpaceX
- Founders get unlocked much faster, with 30% unlocked in 6mo vs musk's first unlock at 1y
dotted line = spaceX
strobie reeeee ๐ ่่ ในใใญใใช retweeted
Actually the number of exploitable machines from new CVEs hasn't changed that much YoY
I went through all CVEs and:
1. Filtered out all the ones that dont lead to RCE
2. Estimated # of affected machines
3. Deduplicated (so 2 chrome exploits dont count chrome install base x2)
just added liquidation heatmap on paperpro.app
if you are using @papertrade_xyz, check out my advanced trading terminal with limit orders, fill-time estimation etc if you haven't yet!
strobie reeeee ๐ ่่ ในใใญใใช retweeted
crypto went from giga chads like GCR making tens of millions shorting LUNA and betting against FTX while staying completely anonymous
to a bunch of low aura, chronically online KOLs with the most punchable faces imaginable being worshipped like they're the greatest traders alive
what the fuck happened to this space?
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strobie reeeee ๐ ่่ ในใใญใใช retweeted
it's not only charts btw, it's basically "generative" ui, so basically anything you can think of can be created by LlamaAI
jussa made an app - PaperPro, an advanced trading terminal for @papertrade_xyz
advanced charting, TP/SL and limit orders, fill-time estimates, execution queue pressure, live tape, and more...
and of course, no additional fees!
in alpha now - paperpro.app ๐
come give PaperPro a try if you are a pro trader on @papertrade_xyz !
the app is still being developed so please lmk if you found any bugs or anyting! feedback welcum! > <
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