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The Venetian Macao
Joined May 2023
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if you don't know what you're doing on mercor, then you really can't tbh.
for odin, you have to be an expert for whatever domain you decide to work in - no space for confusion or anything.
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Dashboards(from car dashboard)
Babes(people)
Dashboard babes- babes whose lifestyle niche is kind of like centered around car guys.
E.g sitting in the car with the guy taking a picture of her nails with the dashboard showing.
They are tagged more useless because it is kind of like their own personality, you just need to own a car to sleep with them
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There are women who will go all out like this to make their men happy and do lovely things to beautify their lives but a lot of you will put up with women who won’t even lift a finger for you and will keep pumping money into her like she’s a deity
God will strike you all dead
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she dressed up as her boyfriend’s favorite character to surprise him at the airport. his reactions>>>😂💛
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Ngl... the second photo would be my personal reason to lose weight because wdym he's not by himself? 😭
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you have “game”
guys really funny gan 😂🤣
you book a massage therapist, you ask for happy ending and she charges you extra, same babe goes to your guy for massage another time and gives him happy ending too.
babe came to your house to do home service for pedicure. you guys start vibing one thing led to the other and she tells you “i don’t normally do this, i just love our vibe and i really find you attractive”(you are the 9th guy she’s telling that this month btw). you give her more than what she charges asper she let you hit and you are happy your format worked.
you saw a random babe at the club, you walk up to her and compliment her and she compliments you back. you guys go to your section to vibe all night and you even collect bundles for her. you suggest she follows you back home to your place and she says “i hope i’m safe with you, i don’t normally do this but i love how we vibed and i find you really attractive that’s why. okay, let me quickly tell my friends i won’t be going back with them”
let’s not even talk about private chef before that one went mainstream or male wears & perfume home delivery 🤣
i know you don’t patronize prostitutes, you are just the most attractive guy ever that has OT and babes can’t resist. 🙈
timo retweeted
guys really funny gan 😂🤣
you book a massage therapist, you ask for happy ending and she charges you extra, same babe goes to your guy for massage another time and gives him happy ending too.
babe came to your house to do home service for pedicure. you guys start vibing one thing led to the other and she tells you “i don’t normally do this, i just love our vibe and i really find you attractive”(you are the 9th guy she’s telling that this month btw). you give her more than what she charges asper she let you hit and you are happy your format worked.
you saw a random babe at the club, you walk up to her and compliment her and she compliments you back. you guys go to your section to vibe all night and you even collect bundles for her. you suggest she follows you back home to your place and she says “i hope i’m safe with you, i don’t normally do this but i love how we vibed and i find you really attractive that’s why. okay, let me quickly tell my friends i won’t be going back with them”
let’s not even talk about private chef before that one went mainstream or male wears & perfume home delivery 🤣
i know you don’t patronize prostitutes, you are just the most attractive guy ever that has OT and babes can’t resist. 🙈