(she/her) I had to make a #DerbyTwitter account because I wouldn’t shut the fuck up about it on main
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i constantly think about this dream i had where i was at a teammates house and i was constantly stressed that i was overstaying my welcome
thought of a very funny roller derby meme at 2am and now that i’ve come to make it i can’t remember it
thinking about the time my coach asked me what hardness my wheels were, to which i replied “92” to which she seemed visibly appalled and after asking my weight she told me i should be using 97s
i keep having derby dreams and when i wake up there are just a few moments where i can trick myself that we’re still playing lol
Alice In Thunderland retweeted
Since we can’t skate together yet, some #Hellions participated in the #PassTheGearChallenge so we’re here to share their transformations. Check out the full video here:
#GearIsTheOnlyThingWePass #PassTheGearNotCOVID #HoTRD #DerbyTwitter #Skate
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Alice In Thunderland retweeted
#BlackLivesMatter. WFTDA commits to sharing & centering Black voices in & around our community. Tomorrow, we dedicate our social media platforms to amplifying these important voices, and create open threads on our social media accounts for members of the Black community to speak.
keep seeing those tiktoks where ppl put pasta in their mouth and then have someone crack their back then they bite down and scare them and it just makes me think of the time i asked one of my teammates to crack my back after practice and she did the one where she stood behind 1/2
sometimes ur teammate grabs u by the arm when ur on the ground but instead of getting u off the ground, they drag you ten feet because u can’t get ur feet under u and that’s just how it goes. i admire her dedication to getting me out of the pack and appreciate the yeet.
the biggest downside to derby is that since i hydrate so aggressively, i will, without a doubt, need to piss at 2am on days we practice
i love the clear dichotomy within my teammates when i’m at a bar with them:
my wine aunt teammates who slyly tell me they’ll buy me a drink if i want VS my strict mother hen teammates who yell that if i even THINK about alcohol they will perish on the spot and take me with them
Alice In Thunderland retweeted
The #HellionsOfTroy are having their last game of the 2019 season on November 23rd at Rollarama in #RotterdamNY Who needs tickets??
#DerbyTwitter #RollerDerby #EndOfSeason #EnjoyTroy #Schenectady #NewYork
