GROWN ADULTS ONLINE ARGUING ABOUT THEATRE. They're working every penny out of you because you can't think for yourself.

no one gives a shit if you watched the super bowl halftime show.

all you grok prompting fools need to go straight to horny jail

this app is still miserable.

why is everyone so mean on the internets.

This is the hardest app to stay on. X and fb people are so miserable.

Strangers Chapter One was basically just a remake of the first...

Being told no on submithub > taking no chances

I'm feeling pretty fucking happy today. Happy fucking Thursday guys.

If Spotify is going to keep price-spiking at this rate, they might as well up the pay-per-stream rates for independent artists.

A new version of Neon Love is live on Spotify. So. It's there if you're bored and lonely.

I give up on begging @RyanGosling to bring back Dead Man's Bones. I've tweeted it like 33 times now. But IF we ever get new DMB music, I absolutely take 100% credit and responsibility and you're welcome.

Neon Love turns 5 this year, so I'll be releasing an alt version of it to celebrate. Sit tight.

Day 32 of begging @RyanGosling to bring back Dead Man's Bones

Day 31 of begging @RyanGosling to bring back Dead Man's Bones.

X is just bad takes and people tweeting twats now.

For 30 days straight, I have begged Ryan Gosling to bring back Dead Man's Bones. Unfamiliar? Stream it. It's like Elvis died, turned goth, went to purgatory, and had to write songs for ghosts and ghouls while waiting to get out. It's been 15 years, @RyanGosling. Dude.

Day 30 of begging @RyanGosling to bring back Dead Man's Bones. Oh, did you guys know that Hanson created their own beer called Mmmhops? Anyway.