a history PhD once said "a kind of universal law of internet drama is that it always pops off on days when normal people are doing fun stuff with their friends"
I failed at completing #31HubieHalloweensin31Days. Maybe next year.
I don't have supplies for this impending collapse. You can come over if you're cool but I have nothing to raid.
Can I say something without people getting mad?
Decision Desk HQ projects Sarah Slattery wins the NE Secretary of State Democratic Primary
#DecisionMade: 9:03 PM EDT
nestor nunyah retweeted
nobody was doing it like the Cryptkeeper in the 90s. we need that energy today
I've already depicted you as the squirming manta ray and myself as the drunken fisherman easily sweeping you
everyday someone on here will tweet "its okay and even good to poop on the floor" and then 100 people will quote tweet it saying "Um....no it isn't" and it will cause discourse for three whole days just to promote a neocities























