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Likes: music, football, NUFC (not always the same thing), long novels, family, etc. Dislikes: composing Twitter biogs. Comments: all my own work. Somehow #MDANT

Newcastle
Joined May 2011
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All of you people who constantly go on about muslim rape gangs saying Brand cannot possibly be found guilty using historical evidence from years ago How the fuck do you think those rape gang members were convicted ffs. 🤦‍♀️
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Spaffed over $400 million on the mid-terms and now this - what a week😂
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Lovely to see Kimi win. Great driver, even better person 🖤🤍
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If a renewed profile for the amazing work which this charity continues to do comes out of this, at least something positive can result from a piece of vile cruelty. @Bradleysfight #NUFC
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When Meghan found out about her father’s predatory activities, she immediately cut him off and refused to let him back into her life, despite the global bullying campaign. When the royal family found out Andrew was preying on women and minors, they paid $12 million in hush money and covered up for him. This beautiful woman can hold her head high and be proud of how she’s upheld her values, even in very difficult circumstances. 😍
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Sam Altman thinks RAM sitting in personal computers is a waste when it could be put to better use in data centers. Weird. I was just thinking that all those billions sitting in billionaires’ bank accounts could be put to much better use in our communities.
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British “migrant hunters” reportedly detained by French police. Imagine travelling to another country to tell foreigners to respect borders, only to discover that country’s laws apply to you too. Absolutely delicious irony.
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Fuck off you whingeing self important twat. We've had FIVE FUCKING DECADES OF CUNTS LIKE YOU TWATTING ON ABOUT YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS CENTRIC SUPERIORITY COMPLEX. AND SOCIETY HAS GONE TO ABSOLUTE SHIT. FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING CUNT
"Andy Burnham, come and have a chat with me. Come and work in my business, I'll show you what we need." Small business owner Paul Bowen asks Prime Minister Andy Burnham for more support following this week’s Budget measures. #Newsnight
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Feel almost physically sick watching this - and it wasn’t all that long ago. Dirty Doug 🤢
This old Aston Villa press conference would have the entire HR department fighting for their lives today. 😭
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Funnily enough, the UK electorate isn’t fighting an illegal invasion which has lasted nearly 5 years. These people man.
So, 20p off gherkins for the UK electorate And £10 BILLION for Zelenskyy Seems fair 🙄
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Where’s your quadruple gone?
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BRUNOOOOOOOOO!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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No one apart from Man U fans wants to see Man U successful again. I can absolutely guarantee you that.
I’m not so sure about that like mate 🤔
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Emlyn Hughes looks a little different to when I remember him on A Question Of Sport
🚨 The greatest Liverpool players of all time, stacked as a pyramid. Dalglish at the top is unbeatable to be fair 👏🏻
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It is disgraceful that Andy Burnham took an hour out to appear on Gogglebox just to raise money for Stand Up To Cancer. If he's going to do a TV show he should do what I did and pocket £1.5million for eating some kangaroo bollocks.
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This is just lovely. A great big warm bath of a record that washes over you. All hail @michaelkiwanuka - hope your recovery is going well music.apple.com/gb/album/fud…
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Just make it like St James Park - fucking impossible to get a signal within a mile of the ground an hour before kick off
Borussia Dortmund offer prizes to fans who stay off their phones in effort to tackle rise of influencers and preserve famed atmosphere | ✍️ Joe Harston thetimes.com/sport/football/…
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Mark Carney on Elon Musk throttling Starlink: "I search for the right adjective to describe whoever took this decision or group of people took this decision against a country that is literally fighting for the lives of the citizens against naked aggression."
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