@1figaroo
Joined April 2026
when i die i hope there’s a dave’s single meal waiting for me on the other side
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Posted my erection on r/erectiledysfunction
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Hyped up my buddy to talk to a chick at the bar and she fucking maced him
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Clavicular has reportedly been charged with criminal rape, and drugging a minor. (thebulwark.com/p/scoop-looks…)
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made a likeminded moot last night i hope we have an everlasting friendship 💯
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we doing internet again
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the guy that talks about debloating whilst being 24% body fat
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He genuinely got done like CP3 I’m crying😭😭
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sparring partners in EA UFC career mode for no fucking reason
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need opps dm if interested
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teacher tapped my shoulder and i accidentally said “what nigga”
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my life like sex, pop percs n ecstasy
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back in 2016 when cringe wasnt a thing and we thought dabbing and shi was cool
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8 Years Ago Today, NBA YoungBoy released 4Respect, 4Freedom, 4Loyalty, 4WhatImportant 🎵 The project is Platinum 💿
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Anthony Fantano reviewed Nine Vicious’s “SEDITION” and gave it his first ever -1/10 😭
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im off twitter add me on ian connor app
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