> looking to buy some salt
> ask the employee nearby if it’s salt or petrified giants
> she doesn’t understand
> pull out illustrated diagram explaining petrified giants
> she laughs and says “it’s good salt sir”
> buy the salt
> it’s petrified giants
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limey’s world retweeted
THE EDEN DOC IS OFFICIALLY OUT youtu.be/TFqa-KaMOS0?si=a5lF…
i try to search tweets on this account to recycle them on new account and nothing comes up thanks elon
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wow ! very cool ! Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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my partner has literally never given me the ick …. are you people okay
i got the ick when he expressed joy and had interests :///

ALT screenshot of the misha/schizarella account's tweet from 14/8/23, saying "do men even realize they're on multiple lists like this??" with a picture of someone's notes app list that reads "times joseph has given me the ick: singing in the cat, playing with train tracks, marco polo at church, playing football,"
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you’re gross for touching the underside of public toilets like that + no one is going to see these besides the employees who have to scrape them off when they’re cleaning the bathrooms
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this is me when i skip four days of gym because my period then i hit squat pr on my first day back
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