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Excellent Writer | Problem Solver | Doctor of Optometry

Abuja, Nigeria
Joined October 2014
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I swear, they’re children. This is proper childhood fooling 😂
Seee what our u17 girls are doing in Morocco 🇲🇦. Anyway they’re in final, “believe in your rubbish”— @rynenzo
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I used to have this gynaecologist I could tell absolutely everything that was wrong with me, and he’d give me professional advice. We’d had sex before and even had a threesome together, but none of that ever stopped him from being professional.
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Dating in 2026 is hard. When was the last time you saw a tall man with a tall ass woman? Tall men aren’t even attracted to tall women, they like short women. So, they take all the short women and now it’s just a bunch of short dudes trying to talk to tall women, and tall women don’t like short men but short men love tall women. The tall dudes have taken the short women and the short dudes can’t have the tall women. It’s crazy.
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Fun lorun pa
She’s making absolutely no point and it’s your daddy that has a myopic view not me.
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You’re a whore too. Ode
University is really a breading ground for whores. Cause tell me why this fresher I just started texting just this afternoon, agreed to come to my place. We've had sex more than twice now and yes she's very legal+. Plus she's been in school for just 2weeeks. 😭
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You’re not a real human being 😂
I learnt this at some point in my relationship and It helped me a lot men.... I love seeing her in hot dresses, and when I see anyone I like on IG, I usually tell her I wanna see her in it and then I send her cash for it, end of the day, she wears it and we both happy. Same goes for dinners, I set up a schedule for our dates, no matter how life gets, we have time to spend with each other. And the list goes on, realising that women reciprocate energy has really given me a peaceful relationship in life, long may it continue 🙏🏿
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My 2 paper got published in a Q1 Journal God is good.
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Mikel Merino is the biggest underperformer of xG in the Champions League this season (-1.73). 📉
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Some men no see life come 😂
"I buy her hot dress, and she reciprocates by wearing it" "I plan dates and she reciprocates by showing up" MY GOD!😭😂😭
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"I buy her hot dress, and she reciprocates by wearing it" "I plan dates and she reciprocates by showing up" MY GOD!😭😂😭
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See emoji wey you paste for woman 😂 You’re a problem too
do i even need to say anything else?
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Arteta wey no good. Touch grass pls
The younger generation genuinely has no idea how ridiculous this man was in his playing days. 😭
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PeterFromTwittxr retweeted
A CALL FOR ATTENTION TO PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP President Donald Trump, I am calling your attention to the situation in Lagos State, Nigeria. There are growing concerns about tension and the possibility of violence, intimidation, or disruption of the internet. Twitter people deserve to enjoy their right to scroll the timeline without fear of coming across Gnf skits. I appeal to the United States to pay close attention to the TL and encourage all relevant authorities to ensure that every Twitter NG user is protected from his poison. We do not want bloodshed. We do not want eyesore. We want peace, transparency, and funny skits. @realDonaldTrump
new skit soon 🎬😅
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this girl don't know what she has done for Nigeria twitter....🤣 That Beat Ghana was said in CAPITAL LETTERS 😂 this one no get business with forgive and forget o 😂😂😂
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I don’t mind,for that ass I’ll go to church too 😂
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When you're crushing on the new neighbour 😂
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You decided a car was more important than traveling with your brother, so I hope you use the AC in the car to relax when the heat catches you and there’s no light 🤣🤣
It’s every minute Laolu is reminding me he’s having fun in Thailand and I’m stuck in fucking gbagada.
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عجائب كرة القدم 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️😂😂😂😂😂
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Elite in Tanke 😂
Every hood get this kind lodge…That AC na scope.. na fan you go use. 😭😂 Range na 4k - 7,500.
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