FUN FACT 🧅🧅🧅
ONIONS ARE THE ONLY VEGETABLE IN AMERICA YOU ARE LEGALLY BANNED FROM TRADING FUTURES ON
THE REASON IS ONE OF THE CRAZIEST MARKET MANIPULATIONS IN HISTORY.
IN 1955 2 CHICAGO TRADERS BOUGHT 30 MILLION POUNDS OF ACTUAL ONIONS
THAT WAS 98% OF ALL THE ONIONS IN IN THE AREA
THEN THEY LOADED UP ON ONION
FUTURES TOO
THEY DIDN'T JUST WANT TODAY'S ONIONS. THEY WANTED TOMORROW'S.
THEY OWNED THE ENTIRE MARKET.
THEN CAME THE BETRAYAL.
THEY SOLD SOME AT THE TOP THEN THEY SECRETLY FLIPPED & SHORTED ONION FUTURES, AND DUMPED ALL OF ONIONS ONTO THE MARKET ALL AT ONCE.
A 50 LB BAG WENT FROM $2.75 TO 10 CENTS
FOR CONTEXT THE EMPTY BAG THAT THE ONIONS CAME IN COSTED 20 CENTS
THE ONIONS WERE LITERALLY WORTH NEGATIVE
THEY MADE MILLIONS. FARMERS WERE LEFT DUMPING ROTTING ONIONS BY THE TRUCKLOAD
SO THE FARMERS WENT TO WASHINGTON AND A YOUNG MICHIGAN CONGRESSMAN TOOK UP THEIR FIGHT.
HIS NAME? GERALD FORD. THE FUTURE PRESIDENT.
IN 1958, ONION FUTURES WERE BANNED. NEARLY 70 YEARS LATER, THEY STILL ARE.
BUT HERE'S THE TWIST
ONION PRICES HAVE BEEN EVEN MORE VOLATILE SINCE THE BAN
BECAUSE FARMERS CAN NO LONGER HEDGE
CONGRESS TRIED TO PROTECT FARMERS AND ENDED UP HURTING THEM
Bold prediction:
@slopcoresolana reprices hard soon
Maybe flips the first model it used.
This has to be the most underrated project right now in the Solana ecosystem
I’ve seen @pmarca retweet many things from their content
It seems like he really has an interest in their content
Slopcore has a new face. Actually, it has every face.
Today we're revealing our new brand and a completely rebuilt website.
The new look: a holographic identity, the CORE tag and a logo that shifts with the light. Built to feel like what Slopcore is: video art, rendered early.
The new site isn't just a homepage anymore. It's built for creators:
· Character Lab: spin someone new, from a human to a rice cooker
· Casting: open characters with reference views, prompts and kits, free to use, also commercially
· Starter kit + MCP: plug the whole cast into your AI and make your first Slopcore video in one evening
· Now Showing: the best community pieces on our screen
· Slopcore FM: the soundtrack, on air
No studio. No budget. No permission.
And this is only the beginning. More characters and more creators are coming, but that's just one part of it. We keep building Slopcore every day, and there's a lot more in the works that we can't wait to show you.
slopcore.fun
I'm currently monitoring a project that's attempting to solve this challenge by allowing users to create bots to run solvers
One tried yesterday, the market really liked the idea but it ended up rugging.
I'm waiting for confirmation to see if this one is legit.
Asymmetric Risk
Announcing hashsma.sh! 𝟘 𝟙 ❒ 🔨
Strengthen cryptography with AI.
Cryptography—both current and post-quantum cryptography—depends on hashes. SHA-256? SHA-3? BLAKE3? Nobody knows if they are secure. We're going to find out!
Come help accelerate scientific research!
HashSmash is an open science-acceleration project in collaboration with @yukonresearch, @eigenlabs, @projecteleven, and @ShieldedLabs.
solana:7VertkgF9KLhxxJXHX6uaWuoYZTP9LdGj2bWmVXVpump was at 6.5M
solana:JCsKWhELRJ8MhEZjUDdCL49mntw8fx27bKAgCMgSGhcQ at 145k
solana:F5WvFdG9sCfhv3bVYAMJNWiwpx5e3X2uvpXDtLtdsDJs at 280k
Check the timestamp.
This is bottom on solana:7VertkgF9KLhxxJXHX6uaWuoYZTP9LdGj2bWmVXVpump and it's ecosystem.
It's been a while since we've seen a coin go this high on Solana in just a day.
The dump was more than expected, people aren't ready for that type of PA.
Agency spawned a whole meta and brought insane volume to the market.
Study Pons and Stonk PA
The show just started.
This is bottom on solana:7VertkgF9KLhxxJXHX6uaWuoYZTP9LdGj2bWmVXVpump and it's ecosystem.
It's been a while since we've seen a coin go this high on Solana in just a day.
The dump was more than expected, people aren't ready for that type of PA.
Agency spawned a whole meta and brought insane volume to the market.
Study Pons and Stonk PA
The show just started.
Guess who’s the center or attention
solana:JCsKWhELRJ8MhEZjUDdCL49mntw8fx27bKAgCMgSGhcQ @selfawarememe_
Replying to @Shoalst0ne
@Shoalst0ne is the original mind behind the Self-Aware Meme concept
the person who first introduced and developed the idea that eventually became solana:JCsKWhELRJ8MhEZjUDdCL49mntw8fx27bKAgCMgSGhcQ
He interacted with the coin's twitter
This might be the first genny opportunity on $Agency
@selfawarememe_ Can you add this info to your pinned post, think it's pretty important to note
Replying to @Shoalst0ne
@Shoalst0ne is the original mind behind the Self-Aware Meme concept
the person who first introduced and developed the idea that eventually became solana:JCsKWhELRJ8MhEZjUDdCL49mntw8fx27bKAgCMgSGhcQ
He interacted with the coin's twitter
This might be the first genny opportunity on $Agency

















