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Everything I tweet is a lie. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟ #InBradyWeTrust #BEANOFOREVER ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’œ!!!

Candler Road
Joined March 2011
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Some memories simply canโ€™t be deleted.
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Went home and tore his ol lady up
Last night I was *flirting* with this very attractive man and then I realized that I had him backed up against the wall and I said "oh I don't want you feeling like you're trapped" and I switched places with him so I was backed against the wall and he said "oh I'm definitely not trapped" and then stepped closer to me. He did not ask for my number or try to kiss me or ANYTHING after like 30 minutes of intense flirting and just said "You're funny. I like you." And he LEFT. AHHHHHHHHHH. ๐Ÿ˜†๏ฟผ
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Lmaoooo man move around.
Just call me broke and keep it moving bro
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Chicken bowl over steak is wild
I go home to 10 women that call me king and carry me to the bath tub where they rub my back, give me head, and feed me chipotle chicken bowls while i watch the 2016 finalsโ€ฆ.EVERY NIGHT!
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Never forget, any time all the women on twitter are applauding you for being a โ€œreal manโ€โ€ฆ.u without doubt just did some bitch ass shit
this man TI said, โ€œwhat happened to the bro/man code man?โ€ Redd said, โ€œI DONT GO HOME TO NO MAN.โ€ you see the difference between a boy and a man? a boy is selfish and only thinks about himself, a man understands the value of a GOOD WOMAN, and donโ€™t play bout her.
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You hatin
Replying to @Thechat101
This is a hell of a story but tbh itโ€™s only half trueโ€ฆ That โ€œone shotโ€ in open run wasnโ€™t what made he realize he was forgoing college for the NBA, it was his poor SAT scores that made him realize that. He couldnโ€™t get into Michigan, Maryland, or UNC. He wanted to go to Michigan cuz of the Fab 5.
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Non sports watching women using the WNBA to start reality show drama is the only bad part about the Wโ€™s new coverage
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โ€œShe said Steve, what YOUUUUU gone do?โ€ Lmfaoooo not we? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Steve Harvey reveals he woke up owing the IRS $22,000,000 because his accountants spent SEVEN YEARS pocketing his tax checks and never filing a single return. The government told him he had to pay $650,000 a month, every month, for 4 years. Miss ONE payment, and you go to JAIL. He never would've known if his accountant hadnโ€™t died. A woman cleaning out the office called his lawyer with a serious problem. STEVE HARVEY: โ€œShe had found on the floor all my tax forms for seven years signed and with the checks stapled to it.โ€ โ€œWell, they were cashing the checks, keeping the money and not turning in the tax forms.โ€ Seven years of bank statements that looked like a man paying his taxes. โ€œMy lawyer called me, said, โ€˜Hey, man, we got a problem. You havenโ€™t paid taxes in seven years.โ€™โ€ โ€œHe said, โ€˜Man, thatโ€™s tax evasion. You can go to prison.โ€™โ€ โ€œI ended up owing 22 million. 22 million with the penalties.โ€ When he told his wife, Marjorie, she cried for two straight days. โ€œShe says, โ€˜What you going to do?โ€™ I said, โ€˜Iโ€™m going to go to work.โ€™โ€ And he did. โ€œI took every comedy gig in this country, signed every contract. I went to work, man. I worked every single Friday, Saturday and Sunday.โ€ โ€œI never missed a payment.โ€ He did that for four years. $650,000 a month, every month. In 2012, he sold 49% of his radio company and used the check to pay the government off to zero. โ€œAnd that was the first time, man, I could breathe.โ€ The thieves were his accountants. The $22,000,000 bill went to Steve Harvey. And the only one who got threatened with prison was the man who got robbed.
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Loving a woman will really have you in some shit bruv
I actually feel sorry for the boyfriend. He didnโ€™t know what he was walking into ๐Ÿ˜ฉ this whole video is chaotic.
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Her baby daddy got his ps5 over there
If she got her own apartment but you can't ever stop by, what do that mean?
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Atlanta's such a fake city cause no one really shows up to games unless you're winning but if you WINNING THO?!?!?! We gone POP tf outtttt. Gotta show up for us to show out lmaooooo
Hereโ€™s just a taste of how raucous the Atlanta Dream crowd has been tonight. Been bumping all game long. Canโ€™t stress enough that this is why all WNBA teams gotta be playing in real arenas. Itโ€™s been an awesome, Finals-worthy atmosphere tonight.
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Smh
Replying to @snoop_zoe305
Fuck all that, did he exhaust all his appeals while he letting niggas interview him for content
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Dawg lmfao
Jayson Tatum is spotting up on these cuts so he can pump fake and shoot a sidestep 3 ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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OMG I luh hoes, omg I love trips.
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You can tell when itโ€™s a day one girl Vs a girl they get once they get Rich. Iykyk
purple carpet ready ๐Ÿ“ธ โ€” @Lowes
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Weak ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ
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Here come captain save a white bitch
As a man, this just canโ€™t happen. No excuses for it.
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The amount of focus it requires to play qb in the nfl and you thought it was a good idea to play a nigga who ainโ€™t slept in 36 hours cuz of a blood clot??
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Cmon man
Sauce Walka LEAKS his Kick EARNINGS and CRASHES OUT on FANS for gifting subs to OTHER streamers who put in LESS EFFORT ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€ "I'm rapping with you.. Deen the great aint rapping with you! I aint no Adrien Broner... I got hours and hours of clips"
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And dont ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿพ
Men with apartments and the ones that can cook too independent for me they act like they donโ€™t need nobody ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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