
Everything I tweet is a lie. ๐๐ฟ #InBradyWeTrust #BEANOFOREVER ๐๐๐๐!!!
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2D Mercury ๐ช๐บ๐ฟ retweeted
Went home and tore his ol lady up
Last night I was *flirting* with this very attractive man and then I realized that I had him backed up against the wall and I said "oh I don't want you feeling like you're trapped" and I switched places with him so I was backed against the wall and he said "oh I'm definitely not trapped" and then stepped closer to me. He did not ask for my number or try to kiss me or ANYTHING after like 30 minutes of intense flirting and just said "You're funny. I like you." And he LEFT.
AHHHHHHHHHH. ๐๏ฟผ
2D Mercury ๐ช๐บ๐ฟ retweeted
Never forget, any time all the women on twitter are applauding you for being a โreal manโโฆ.u without doubt just did some bitch ass shit
You hatin
Replying to @Thechat101
This is a hell of a story but tbh itโs only half trueโฆ
That โone shotโ in open run wasnโt what made he realize he was forgoing college for the NBA, it was his poor SAT scores that made him realize that. He couldnโt get into Michigan, Maryland, or UNC. He wanted to go to Michigan cuz of the Fab 5.
2D Mercury ๐ช๐บ๐ฟ retweeted
Non sports watching women using the WNBA to start reality show drama is the only bad part about the Wโs new coverage
2D Mercury ๐ช๐บ๐ฟ retweeted
โShe said Steve, what YOUUUUU gone do?โ Lmfaoooo not we? ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Steve Harvey reveals he woke up owing the IRS $22,000,000 because his accountants spent SEVEN YEARS pocketing his tax checks and never filing a single return.
The government told him he had to pay $650,000 a month, every month, for 4 years. Miss ONE payment, and you go to JAIL.
He never would've known if his accountant hadnโt died. A woman cleaning out the office called his lawyer with a serious problem.
STEVE HARVEY: โShe had found on the floor all my tax forms for seven years signed and with the checks stapled to it.โ
โWell, they were cashing the checks, keeping the money and not turning in the tax forms.โ
Seven years of bank statements that looked like a man paying his taxes.
โMy lawyer called me, said, โHey, man, we got a problem. You havenโt paid taxes in seven years.โโ
โHe said, โMan, thatโs tax evasion. You can go to prison.โโ
โI ended up owing 22 million. 22 million with the penalties.โ
When he told his wife, Marjorie, she cried for two straight days.
โShe says, โWhat you going to do?โ I said, โIโm going to go to work.โโ
And he did.
โI took every comedy gig in this country, signed every contract. I went to work, man. I worked every single Friday, Saturday and Sunday.โ
โI never missed a payment.โ
He did that for four years. $650,000 a month, every month.
In 2012, he sold 49% of his radio company and used the check to pay the government off to zero.
โAnd that was the first time, man, I could breathe.โ
The thieves were his accountants.
The $22,000,000 bill went to Steve Harvey.
And the only one who got threatened with prison was the man who got robbed.
2D Mercury ๐ช๐บ๐ฟ retweeted
Atlanta's such a fake city cause no one really shows up to games unless you're winning but if you WINNING THO?!?!?! We gone POP tf outtttt. Gotta show up for us to show out lmaooooo
Smh
Replying to @snoop_zoe305
Fuck all that, did he exhaust all his appeals while he letting niggas interview him for content
2D Mercury ๐ช๐บ๐ฟ retweeted
You can tell when itโs a day one girl Vs a girl they get once they get Rich. Iykyk
2D Mercury ๐ช๐บ๐ฟ retweeted
The amount of focus it requires to play qb in the nfl and you thought it was a good idea to play a nigga who ainโt slept in 36 hours cuz of a blood clot??


























