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former apex pro, enjoyer of dopamine

Joined July 2015
less than 1 hour until the escape happens 500M ✅ I AM SPEED ✅achievement done in 6 raids
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Movement at an all time low in labs right now. Back to farming the streets for the weekend kinda vibe to finish off the 500m
The in-game event “Scourge Incursion” is live in #EscapefromTarkov. A squad of unidentified operatives has infiltrated the TerraGroup underground complex. They’re well-armed and even better trained. Their actions seem almost rehearsed. Rumor has it that they’re led by one of the Arena champions. Take part in the investigation to uncover what they’re looking for in the Lab. The event will run until October 20, 8:00 AM BST / 3:00 AM EDT.
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yeaaaa knockdown state and revives might be the end of this game. Gonna be very interesting to see how this works out. Playing solo vs 4 and 5 mans is gonna be cringe when they are holding the angle and getting a free revive.
Preliminary plan for #EscapefromTarkov updates through the end of 2026.
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whaddahell
WOOOOOOOOO LESSSGOOOOO
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WOOOOOOOOO LESSSGOOOOO
We have started the installation of update 1.0.5.0 for #EscapefromTarkov. The installation will take between 4 and 6 hours, but may be extended if required. The game will be unavailable during this time. Patchnotes: nitter.cf/tarkov/status/20588064…
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We’re taking it back to the swamp. Shrek returns to theaters May 15. Tickets available now. fandango.com/Shrek25thAnnive…
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From @realjknoxville: Well a wang dang and doodle, I’m happier than a proctologist with a new flashlight to announce that Jackass: Best and Last will hit the theaters June 26th!! #jackassmovie #jackassbestandlast #wahoo
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what sabrina carpenter sounds like to girls: nitter.cf/RihYe_/status/20415976…
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We had to smoke out of soda cans and blow into a toilet paper roll filled with dryer sheets so Gen Z could hit a weed pen at Target
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niggas used to open that first door in zombies and hold it against you all game
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Tiger Woods has arrived at the Masters
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Medium Rare is looking for an organization to represent in ALGS Year 6 Pro League and all other upcoming events! 🥩 DM @gentnmn / @ItsEmtee_ !
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Gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin
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I’m gonna try something new here. I have those of you who reached out already but doesn’t hurt in case I missed it to reach again. Any @PlayApexEsports pro league teams that want to work with @gaming_mpire reach out to me in a DM. Pay isn’t T1 obviously, but always 0% cut.
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beautiful
The new trailer for the ‘PEAKY BLINDERS’ movie has been released. Releasing March 20 on Netflix.
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Insane work with the pc, if you have any problems they are the real deal @Keytonnbtw @ParagonTweaks
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Tyler Loop when he gets back to Baltimore
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tarkov is fun again lesssgoooo
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buddy is melting
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