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why doesn’t anyone in my life take me seriously

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Sorry to all my friends and Bhiel lovers, he has been killed and this is Mhiel a different person who is not impersonating anyone so please don’t nuke this account
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Giving the tricker treaters a knuckle sandwich
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Mathematicians looooove doing useless shit like proving which infinity is bigger
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Domo shirt, Cookie Monster hat, and a big fat penis
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Yall fuckin with biddy blas, or scrib doon?
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I was going to look something up but I forgot does anyone remember what it was
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How much penis is E Kleisenhower packing
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The subtitles for my life are written in mandarin and I don’t know what they say
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Baby I’m praying on you toniiiight hunt u down eat yu aliiiiive 😊
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Yall my feet smell like sour cream and onion chips
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Can you carve me a wooden statuette of your pussy for my birthday?
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What's your dick size ?
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Arabic text is to genz as Japanese text is to millennials
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I have a subtle fun house mirror in my room, so that I don’t leave the house feeling too good about myself. Gotta stay humble
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Free geek bar in the mens bathroom in the science B building at cal poly Humboldt if anyone wants one
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How do you make an octopus laugh. You give it ten tickles. 😊
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Yall I lowkey got hella zapped by the woke beam
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The French spelling for Joe should theoretically be Jeau
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I love rough sex
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Bro im lowkey sexier than Noah wyle or whatever his name is
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Mhiel retweeted
get that IDF cuck wife off my timeline
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