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President John F. Kennedy

@35thUSPresident

The 35th President of the U.S. and first Catholic president. Parody Account Minor NSFW DNI Not affilated with anybody #FreePalestine

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//We'll keep fighting to #FreePalestine
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The fucking what
NeilG (@doomfull66) profile pictureNeilG@doomfull6611h
Mr President watch out for the Lee Harvey Oswald Still Life.
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Where the hell am I now? I was in my office and suddenly fell through the ground and now I am here.
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I have signed an executive order enforcing martial law all across America for the safety of citizens when Mariah Carey is defrosted. I understand that this is harsh, but this is to assure American citizen's safety from Ms. Carey.
President John F. Kennedy (@35thUSPresident) profile picturePresident John F. Kennedy@35thUSPresidentNov 1
🇺🇸: I have some unfortunate news; I have heard that Mariah Carey is, in fact, soon to defrost. As she poses a serious threat to international stability, we, brothers and sisters of all races, must stick together in this troubling time.
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As somebody that was formerly deceased, this doesn't offend me in the slightest.
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Squidward Tentacles (@LocalSquidward) profile pictureSquidward Tentacles@LocalSquidwardOct 26
Me when I’m dead
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Sleepy Joe Biden@TH3B1D3NNAT0R23h
JOHN F KENNEDY?
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Dan Quayle🇺🇸🎂Potatoe (Republican-IN)79yd Vptwt (@DanQuayle_) profile pictureDan Quayle🇺🇸🎂Potatoe (Republican-IN)79yd Vptwt@DanQuayle_Nov 1
HW needs to get better a bowling
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ABN@AquaBlueNetworkOct 1
BREAKING: WR John F. Kennedy to Tentacle Acres, WR Tails Prower to New Oceanville in 3-Team Trade! Tentacle Acres receives: WR John F. Kennedy New Oceanville receives: WR Tails Prower Quittersville receives: WR Terrence Crabwell 2028 2nd (from NOS) 2029 1st (from NOS)
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ABN@AquaBlueNetworkJul 1
BREAKING: Quittersville is signing WR John F. Kennedy to a 4-Year, $132M Contract
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🇺🇸: I have some unfortunate news; I have heard that Mariah Carey is, in fact, soon to defrost. As she poses a serious threat to international stability, we, brothers and sisters of all races, must stick together in this troubling time.
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Only Day You Can Repost@onlydayrepostOct 26
GREAT SCOTT!
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🇺🇸: I am smoking this "Castro Pack" right now.
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mickey (@themickeyberry) profile picturemickey@themickeyberryOct 11
this might be the most dystopian image ive seen in a while
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🇺🇸: The people have spoken. We prepare.
President John F. Kennedy (@35thUSPresident) profile picturePresident John F. Kennedy@35thUSPresidentOct 2
🇺🇸: Who wants to help me invade Cuba again? (as a joke obviously)
72%Yes
28%No
72 votes • Final results
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🇺🇸: Anybody who wants to assist in bringing freedom back to Cuba is welcome to do so.
President John F. Kennedy (@35thUSPresident) profile picturePresident John F. Kennedy@35thUSPresidentOct 2
🇺🇸: Who wants to help me invade Cuba again? (as a joke obviously)
72%Yes
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🇺🇸: Who wants to help me invade Cuba again? (as a joke obviously)
72%Yes
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//Idk what I was thinking or why I made this just enjoy some stupid thing
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//WHAT???
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🇺🇸: My apologies for being gone for a while, I've been boating and had to be in complete radio silence. Quite an enjoyable thing I've been doing in my past time though.
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