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Gatekeeper and Gardener of the Scarlet Devil Mansion! Not a slacker. Parody Account. — Not affiliated w/ ZUN.

Gensokyo, SDM — 🇵🇸🇺🇦 clay.
Joined October 2026
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️ - PINNED - 𝗖𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀𝗲 𝗚𝗶𝗿𝗹 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝗠𝗲𝗶𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 Ability: Usage of Qi Stage 3 boss. A Chinese-looking youkai. ( #PTWT — #PARODYTWT ) ️
️ — 𝗦𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗵𝗮𝗶 𝗧𝗲𝗮𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 ~ 𝗖𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀𝗲 𝗧𝗲𝗮      ️
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Sakuya has asked for a box of Cheez-Its (Extra Toasty). I won't forget.
Scarlet Devil Shopping List: - Dr. Teal's Foaming Bubble Bath w/ Pure Epsom Salt (Black Cherry & Vanilla scented) - KappaTech Electric Fence Poly Wire - Rubber Duck (for Flandre) - Remote Explosive Duck (for Flandre) - Cuban Cigar - American Cheese
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piss and fuck
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I'm the babysitter this is #easywork
𝐇𝐘𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐋. > 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐅𝐔𝐍, 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐏𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐄 > 𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐃𝐄 𝐀 𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐑 𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 > 𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄
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Remilia: Where the fuck is my stupid gatekeeper! Marisa just stole all of our damn books! Meiling:
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Canon Meiling doing her job
The Touhou of the day is: Hong Meiling!
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Hong Meiling the Emerald Herald
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Replying to @chronomaniclove
thanksies!!! (full design if you havent seen it)
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Fanon Meiling and Yuugi for some fucking reason #東方Projectㅤㅤㅤㅤ
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每当Meiling想要认真工作时 #東方Project
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I like it when Meiling is cool. #東方Projectㅤㅤㅤㅤ
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Dripsokyo Hong Meiling prob gonna happen more often that I take 2 days breaks, gaming a lot more rn #東方 #東方Project
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Guarding the gate, of course!
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Scarlet Devil Shopping List: - Dr. Teal's Foaming Bubble Bath w/ Pure Epsom Salt (Black Cherry & Vanilla scented) - KappaTech Electric Fence Poly Wire - Rubber Duck (for Flandre) - Remote Explosive Duck (for Flandre) - Cuban Cigar - American Cheese
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I don't really have anything to throw, myself... I could try and punch you, if you'd like.
All things considered, she's still one of the very few people to just throw actual weapons and not danmaku.
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Gambling is bad.. but if its in JJS its not so bad!
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W- well, I wouldn't want to damage the premises, so, erm... I suppose that, hypothetically, that could work, but I couldn't endorse it directly.
WHAAAAAAT!? No way! That's too much time for my liking... I know! How about I go there directly so you don't have to move?
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I've already used my yearly lunch break by the mistress's grace, so... how about the new year?
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A celestial only descends to Earth to give advice, but for me, it's all advice that can't be put into action. So, this time... ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤI'll descend to show the Earth the grace of a Celestial! ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
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