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probably on here bullshittin idk, real life serious enough

Atlanta
Joined July 2010
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Regular niggas gon take a day off But a Rockstar like me gon Take-Two
1.5 Million Americans Will Reportedly Take Off Work on ‘GTA VI’ Release Day 😭 According to research attributed to economist José García Montalvo, approximately 1.5 million U.S. workers are expected to take off when GTA VI launches on November 19, 2026. The mass absence could reportedly cost the U.S. economy around $1 billion in lost productivity.
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Angrily praying works a whole lot more than just sitting around mad, I’ve noticed
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RIP. Let’s remember that techno was invented in Detroit by black kids, not in Berlin.
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Nick or please
Nick or Treat 1985-2002, they couldn’t air this today
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Halloween’s the one day of the year where everyone goes above and beyond in having fun and complimenting others It’s hard not to love it fr
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Macaulay, I get what you were trying to do but this is by far the worst way to execute it.
Macaulay Culkin recreating the thousand-yard stare soldier meme for Halloween.
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Smoking before a social event sounds like a brilliant idea until somebody asks you a simple question and you start answering like you're defending a PhD thesis.
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“Push the Damn Button!” 🎃🎃🎃
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Halloween was fun 😂😂😂
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Aw hell, simply cropping a photo gives a Made on X tag now?? This garbage ass app lmaooo
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FELT LIKE BRON BRON
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got the booty playing cheekaboo 😂
The genre of miniskirts that give a little sneak peek of the cheeks from underneath>>>😭🤌🏽
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This was so out of pocket 😭😭😭😭😭
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Florida arrests 31 suspected chıld predators, including seven Disney and theme park employees, in undercover sting.
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Just walked by a thick ass Arthur with all her ass cheeks out at 10am Man I love Halloween lmao
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Yo @sheetz yall out of toilet paper in the handicap stall of your Wilkesboro location. I been in here hollering for help 20 minutes
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The Atlanta Dream represent Old Atlanta. Affordable and a great product. The Falcons represent New Atlanta. Over priced bullshit. In this essay I will....
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i mightttt have taken the term “bringing the heat” a little bit too literally…
i wasn’t gonna participate in halloween cuz i genuinely do not feel like doing my makeup or dressing up so i’m just gonna have to find another way to bring the heat
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For the longest I thought The Fighting Temptations was about David Ruffin beating niggas ass
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The best version of the theme, get that What’s New Scooby Doo version out of here
Christian debuts his new theme song “Just Close Your Eyes” Survivor Series November 14, 2004
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This is a digitally altered image that changes the chyron text. Original new story interviews a concert goer, who called out of work sick in order to attend Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour. consequence.net/2023/06/taylor…
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