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In your head
Joined August 2012
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Whoever took out Outlook. YOU FORGOT TEAMS BRO. 🤦🏼‍♀️🥴🥴🥴🥴
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I'm not a vegan or anything but this guy should probably be in federal prison
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To the Microsoft employees desperately trying to bring Outlook back online, please don’t push yourselves too hard. Your health matters more than any deadline. Take a long weekend, relax, and come back Monday feeling refreshed. You’ve worked hard enough this week, and I promise those 400 unread emails aren’t going anywhere.
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It’s almost Friday, so there’s really no point in Outlook coming back now. And it’s November, so it’s almost Christmas. No point really coming back until January if you think about it. Let’s circle back then.
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Dear Microsoft, No rush. Take your time. Spend time with your family. Prioritize your mental health. Happy Friday All Sincerely, Every corporate employee.😭
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Download a copy of St. Padre Pio’s ‘Stay With Me Lord’ prayer and keep it handy. You’re welcome.
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we already debunked this
The gap between a PRO and an average person in any sport is genuinely insane. You don't realise just how different their levels are until you see them side by side.
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one cheat code to adulting is always having something to look forward to, no matter how big or small. it makes the everyday stuff a little easier.
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Bout to be a whole new generation of mfs that hate Tariq for the first time
Every episode of POWER is now on Netflix
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We can confirm Michael Carrick has departed his role as men’s first-team head coach.

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Good watches are so timeless man
41 years 🫶🏾✨
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🚨| WATCH: Serena Williams gave Speed a 6-0 HEAD START, meaning he only needed 2 more points to win but she went on to score 8 STRAIGHT POINTS without letting him score once 🤯😭🔥
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We made the rap album of the year and we can’t wait to give it to you. Pen & Paper 2 - Out on November 24th, 2026 Pre-Save Here: PnP2.lnk.to/Album … to get access to two songs - Top 2 + Focus (ft. @arathejay & @bronilive) #PenandPaper2 #PP2 2️⃣ @Shakerthis
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FMB 26 - A Pen & Paper Concert.
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If you play ball on these death traps, your knees will get damaged, or you will get an ACL tear in just one year! We need a body to regulate the construction of these artificial turfs.
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So many people are going to witness peak TV.
All six seasons of Power is now streaming on @netflix
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Honestly as a lawyer who has handled some number of divorce cases, I can boldly say the number 1 cause of divorce is marriage. Stay safe❤️
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Was chatting with a pregnant Gen Z girlie and she told me that her husband didn't drink at all for 3 months leading up to her pregnancy and was a huge health nut. She's about to give birth and her only negative pregnancy symptom was fatigue. Anyway, I am connecting healthy dads/sperm health to easier and better pregnancies for the first time ever at 36 years old.
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Type S Clean as Hell
A Tesla driver cuts in front of an Acura, and things escalate FAST.
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