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To the Microsoft employees desperately trying to bring Outlook back online, please don’t push yourselves too hard. Your health matters more than any deadline. Take a long weekend, relax, and come back Monday feeling refreshed. You’ve worked hard enough this week, and I promise those 400 unread emails aren’t going anywhere.
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It’s almost Friday, so there’s really no point in Outlook coming back now.
And it’s November, so it’s almost Christmas. No point really coming back until January if you think about it.
Let’s circle back then.
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Dear Microsoft,
No rush. Take your time. Spend time with your family. Prioritize your mental health.
Happy Friday All
Sincerely,
Every corporate employee.😭
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Download a copy of St. Padre Pio’s ‘Stay With Me Lord’ prayer and keep it handy. You’re welcome.
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We can confirm Michael Carrick has departed his role as men’s first-team head coach.
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🚨| WATCH: Serena Williams gave Speed a 6-0 HEAD START, meaning he only needed 2 more points to win but she went on to score 8 STRAIGHT POINTS without letting him score once 🤯😭🔥
We made the rap album of the year and we can’t wait to give it to you.
Pen & Paper 2 - Out on November 24th, 2026
Pre-Save Here: PnP2.lnk.to/Album … to get access to two songs - Top 2 + Focus (ft. @arathejay & @bronilive)
#PenandPaper2 #PP2 2️⃣ @Shakerthis
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If you play ball on these death traps, your knees will get damaged, or you will get an ACL tear in just one year!
We need a body to regulate the construction of these artificial turfs.
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Honestly as a lawyer who has handled some number of divorce cases, I can boldly say the number 1 cause of divorce is marriage. Stay safe❤️
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Was chatting with a pregnant Gen Z girlie and she told me that her husband didn't drink at all for 3 months leading up to her pregnancy and was a huge health nut. She's about to give birth and her only negative pregnancy symptom was fatigue.
Anyway, I am connecting healthy dads/sperm health to easier and better pregnancies for the first time ever at 36 years old.



































