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on December 9th 2023 at 4:10 PM I officially became the first Australian to ever get sub hour in super mario odyssey any%, it has been a crazy trip the last 3.5 years running this game and I am so fucking happy that I was the first aussie to get sub hour
"You Australians are a day ahead of the US so why didn't you guys warn us about 9/11?!" Well 9/11 is November for us ain't it
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Here's my thoughts on every ceo of Apple since 1997.
Steve did his job, Tim cooked! But now it's John's turn
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I think we really need to stop calling people in fan bases greedy for saying they want more of their series, especially if they just got a game and that game is a spinoff and or doesn't follow the same stucture that they like
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Bro quest protein bars are actually an insane dieting hack, because you eat one and realise how shit it is and now all of a sudden the rest of the food you eat on your diet looks incredible in comparison
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My sense of time is actually fucked, how was the time between NWH and BND the same time between into the spiderverse and across the spiderverse?
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If anyone still says that "spiderman needs to have web shooters because it shows off how smart he is" then I will be convinced that you just haven't watched BND
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Whoever the guy that was in charge of designing the indicators on the Hyundai Tucson is, I hope they're suffering
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If you're the type of person that walks in a group a 3 and you take up the whole foot path and don't clear space when people are walking towards you, then you are the worst and most annoying kind of selfish person
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dude I fucking hate onedrive, I never asked for it to be set up on my computer, I never wanted it to be set up on my computer, yet every time a semi big update happens it just puts itself on my computer and when it can't fit everything it asks me to pay to get more storage
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mandarins would be without a doubt the BEST fruit of all time they just didn't have a 20% chance of having a a huge ass seed every time you bite into a slice
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Ok nintendo, that's great! Now take this and make it something we can have with the home menu
A collab Splatfest with Splatoon Raiders is happening on July! A special Mission will be available to change the theme of the Switch Online app to match the Collab! The theme will change to match the winning team once the Splatfest ends. Special Icons will be available too!
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