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If I was Biden I wouldn’t visit the train derailment in Ohio either. He’s far less healthy than most of the dogs and cows that are dropping dead

Boobs don’t count as big if u got them through being fat #bodypositivity

If there was a civil war I would win

This Supreme Court decision is proof Hillary doesn’t drink baby blood. If she did Dems would have put up a fight

Pandemic babies are out, abortion is illegal babies are in

Okay I’ll bite, what’s the Supreme Court?

With Roe v. Wade overturned I can finally trap a woman in a loveless marriage in Alabama!

Baby formula might be in low supply but dem titties aint!

I don’t have a problem with abortion, it’s the whole women making a choice thing

I’m tired of this news cycle. More like aBOREtion, amirite? Can someone judo chop David Spade’s penis? Or can Jeff Bezos buy tumblr?? C’mon! Anything! Daddy needs his news!

Let’s get Alito and Kavanaugh seated next to a baby on their next flight and see how long their anti-abortion stance lasts

I say we abort overturning roe v wade. Who’s with me?!

#RoeVWade under threat just in time for midterms? Whoa that’s crazy

If the next black SCOTUS member isn’t Judge Steve Harvey WHOOO CHIIIILE YOU BETTER NOT

We could’ve prevented the whole will smith slap if we simply gave teachers guns

When I saw Mularkey trending I assumed it was a Joe Biden thing and even though I was wrong I still feel like I was right

BREAKING: Senate confirms Ketanji Brown Jackson to SCOTUS. This has HUGE implications for how sassy the dissenting opinion will be when the GOP justices make abortion illegal and give Amazon the right to spay and neuter its employees

Why does Kamala Harris remain silent on whether Judge Steve Harvey will be nominated for SCOTUS?!?

The Joe Rogan death hoax is what will finally heal this nation

Maybe it really is Obama’s 3rd term…I mean that would explain why the minimum wage hasn’t been raised and we still don’t have healthcare