GUY WATSON

Son’s @gohenry children’s pre paid Mastercard went to zero balance for no reason. Put another £10 on it in case there was a mistake and it instantly disappeared - some transparency needed urgently. Maybe @BBCNews or @SkyNews and the likes should investigate?

Poor families in England used to all collect their pee in a pot that could be sold for a farthing a bucket - if you had to do this, you were “piss poor.” When you were so skint you had to sell your bucket, you ‘Didn’t have a pot to piss in!’ 🤓 – at Havant, England

Celine Dion - say the vowels out loud - I’ll get my coat! 🤣 – at Havant, England

There’s some irony in the phrase ‘Information Technology’, when the platforms invented by scientists to exchange knowledge, are used to share the brain farts of under-achievers #conspiracytheories – at South East, England

So sad to see the demise of the Advent Calendar - but I guess their days were numbered… – at Havant, England

Thought for the day: ‘Why can’t I buy my cat mouse-flavoured cat food? 🐭 – at South East, England

Nothing exists except atoms and empty space; everything else is opinion

The people who really matter, want you to be the best version of you - give it to them

If you spend your life wanting the things that you don’t already have, you’ll never end up the things you want

You can never truly put your faith in someone who chooses freedom from uncertainty over freedom of choice

I’ve long thought it makes sense to stop taxing local pubs so heavily so they can remain as focal points for our community and I’m calling on my MP @AlanMakMP to back Long Live The Local. Pubs and breweries need our support! Sign today at longlivethelocal.pub/sign #longlivethelocal – at Havant, England

BBC sends the perfect guy to cover #panicbuying #petrolshortage #petrolpanic – at Havant, England

Merry Christmas snd heres to a better year in 2021 x

“The past is a foreign country: they do things differently there.” (The opening line of LP Hartley’s 1953 novel ‘The Go-Between’) – at Havant, England

A technique first seen on a Portsmouth CC club run in 1982 🤓 – at Havant, England

Don’t worry, apparently the glass and carpet are fine... 🧐 – at Havant, England

World-leading research being undertaken at Portsmouth University 👍 – at Havant, England

This is great news for the U.K. aerospace industry - a 100mph / 1000ft maiden flight that consumed just over 4lb of hydrogen and the only emissions were water and heat 👍 – at Havant, England

If you used to bask in the glow of being 1:1000 - there are now 2.5m internet users just like you... – at Havant, England