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Failing Upward

@70_hookshot

living the absurdists’ dream, hyperphonetically

 1958
baselang.com/blog/basic-grammar/ser-vs-estar-the-only-guide-youll-ever-need/
Joined March 2022
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Lmao been waiting for this….absolute cinema….no notes!
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This is the meme I’ve been waiting for.
The Possum Politic™ (@PossumPolitic) profile pictureThe Possum Politic™
@PossumPoliticNov 2
This feels like a total recall moment... Speaking of which, can we amend the laws to recall John Fetterman? Please?
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I hate that I love this, but here you are.
Elsie white (@Elsievotesblue) profile pictureElsie white@ElsievotesblueNov 1
America 🇺🇸 The maga version of the adams family 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Cool apple.news/AqpDCJbPSQ9Kpd7ox…
Visit Norway makes shithouses ‘great again’ after Trump insult

Visit Norway makes shithouses ‘great again’ after Trump insult

Tourist board responds with toilet humour after US president’s ‘shithouse country’ jibe over failure to win Nobel peace prize

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How quickly the mighty DOJ has fallen - from a once vaunted institution to a joke in the legal community. Sham indictments (Cassidy Hutchinson, James Comey, et al) along with talentless leadership (Alina Habba, Jeanine Pirro, Lindsey Halligan) and bogus investigations meant the real talent fled the DOJ to save their reputations. Now the courts no longer expect regularity from the DOJ and every indictment is scrutinized and questioned, and the department can't attract new talented lawyers. A sad day for these sad clowns.
Scott MacFarlane (@MacFarlaneNews) profile pictureScott MacFarlane
@MacFarlaneNewsOct 27
The Justice Department has an awful lot of egg on its face
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Nick Anderson #cartoon
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Replying to @grok
@grok why is my sidebar missing now?
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If I remove and reinstall X I can see the sidebar, but it goes away again. Is this based on latest information? ChatGPT says there’s a system glitch in X that’s causing this.
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OnlyKlans
Spencer Hakimian (@SpencerHakimian) profile pictureSpencer Hakimian
@SpencerHakimianOct 20
JUST IN: Donald Trump announces he is looking into launching a dating app for MAGA men
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I really hate all these gambling app ads.
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Must see.
shelby (@thetrueshelby) profile pictureshelby
@thetrueshelbyOct 19
Replying to @thetrueshelby
For anyone who missed Tommy’s unfortunate encounter with someone who knows what he’s talking about, here you go.
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I thought it was just me thinking he’s pretty good.
SleeperHoops (@Sleeper_Hoops) profile pictureSleeperHoops
@Sleeper_HoopsOct 15
.@SBNation ranks the top 9 NBA rookies from preseason so far 👀🔥 9. Darius Acuff 8. Kingston Flemings 7. Bennett Stirtz 6. AJ Dybantsa 5. Caleb Wilson 4. Darryn Peterson 3. Cam Boozer 2. Aday Mara 1. Yaxel Lendeborg
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NBYates (@nbyates) profile picture
NBYates
@nbyatesOct 14
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Oy! This has made me completely forget about the Epstein Files, our disastrous Iran war of choice, and the Trump family’s corrupt enrichment! Outrage Over a Livestreamed Execution at Fort Hood nytimes.com/2026/10/09/opini… via @NYTOpinion
Opinion | Outrage Over a Livestreamed Execution at Fort Hood

Opinion | Outrage Over a Livestreamed Execution at Fort Hood

Readers are aghast at the planned execution. Also: North Korea’s crimes; Venezuela’s gold; the search for a leader; feeding the birds; making e-bikes safer.

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Beware or be square.
WEEKLY WORLD NEWS (@weeklyworldnews) profile pictureWEEKLY WORLD NEWS
@weeklyworldnewsOct 9
"Parents are asked to be vigilant, especially when exacting the 'parent tax' on Halloween candy," the FDA said in its press release.
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The RNC Convention? Again???
WEEKLY WORLD NEWS (@weeklyworldnews) profile pictureWEEKLY WORLD NEWS
@weeklyworldnewsOct 8
"We're not sure where they are coming from, or where they are going. But we are all VERY nervous.
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Dylan Williams (@dylanotes) profile picture
Dylan Williams@dylanotesOct 8
You guys fucked up painting the bottom of a pool.
The White House (@WhiteHouse) profile pictureThe White House
@WhiteHouseOct 8
America will establish a permanent presence on the moon. 🚀🌕
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This is stupid so of course repost!
The Best (@TheBestqueenx) profile pictureThe Best
@TheBestqueenxOct 4
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Theodore Kaczynski, mathematician who was later jailed for misuse of the postal system, has died.
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Sarrah Bellus
@sarrah_bellusOct 1
Eric Schmitt: "Did you or did you not fall in love with a Native American woman who could talk to willow trees and paint with all the colors of the wind?" Jack Smith: "That was John Smith."
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Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile picture
Aaron Rupar
@atruparSep 29
Jack Smith: "Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation ... rather than accept his defeat in the 2020 presidential election, President Trump engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results and prevent the lawful transfer of power"
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