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First question, who is this man?
Second question, is he normal?😂😂
He wants to date a woman....with kids but but don't want nothing to do with the kids....but he got kids too.....we're COOKED😂
Don't date women with kids! Simple!
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HR: Your manager reported that you insulted him during a meeting.
Employee: I never insulted him.
HR: We have received a formal complaint.
Employee: Can I show you something?
He played a recording of the manager threatening to fire him unless he approved a false $25,000 transaction.
HR: Why didn't you report this earlier?…………….
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Airline Agent: “I’m sorry, sir, but your seat has already been occupied.”
Passenger: “How is that possible? I paid for seat 14A and checked in online yesterday.”
Agent: “Another passenger has been assigned that seat.”
Passenger: “Then why did your system allow two people to book the same seat?”
Agent: “It appears there was a booking error.”
Passenger: “Can you give me another window seat?”
Agent: “The flight is fully booked. I can offer you a middle seat towards the back.”
Passenger: “I specifically paid extra for a window seat. Why should I accept a worse seat because of your mistake?”
Agent: “I understand, sir, but there’s nothing else available.”
Passenger: “Then I want a refund for the seat selection fee.”
Agent: “We can process that after the flight.”
Passenger: “And what about the difference between what I paid for and what you’re offering?”
Agent: “Sir, you’re still getting a seat on the aircraft.”
Passenger: “I didn’t pay to be given whatever seat was left over. I paid for a specific seat.”
The agent checked his computer again.
Agent: “Sir, I can see something else. Your original seat assignment was changed at 9:42 this morning.”
Passenger: “By whom?”
Agent: “The system doesn’t show a name.”
Passenger: “Does it show why?”
Agent: “It says the seat was reassigned due to a special request.”
Passenger: “Whose special request?”
The agent paused.
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Millionaire: “You’ve worked in my house for eighteen years. Why haven’t you bought a house of your own?”
Housekeeper: “I have a house, sir.”
Millionaire: “Then why are you still renting?”
Housekeeper: “Because the house I own isn’t for me.”
The millionaire looked confused.
Millionaire: “What do you mean?”
The woman explained that she had been paying the mortgage on a small house in Ohio for eleven years.
Millionaire: “Who lives there?”
“My son and his family.”
Millionaire: “Why don’t they know you’re the owner?”
She smiled.
“My son believes his father left it to him before he died. I never corrected him.”
The millionaire stopped eating.
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My wife said our marriage counselor told her to ask me for a divorce.
We've been married 5 years. We have a 2-year-old daughter. We started counseling 3 months ago because we fight about money.
Last night she came home and said, "My counselor said we should take a break. She said you are financially abusive because you control our budget."
I control our budget because she spent $1,200 on clothes last month when rent is $1,400 and we have $80 left.
I make $22 an hour. She makes $18 an hour. Rent $1,400, daycare $900, car $400. We have $60 left every two weeks after bills
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Senior: “Why did my little brother pay you $400 for a prom ticket that costs $85?”
Sophomore: “He wanted the VIP package. Nobody forced him to buy it.”
Senior: “What VIP package? I’m on the prom committee. We never approved one.”
Sophomore: “It included better seating, transportation, and access to the after-party.”
Senior: “There is no after-party. And the school isn’t providing transportation.”
The senior had helped organize prom for months. His freshman brother had been saving money from his weekend job to attend.
Sophomore: “Maybe you should stop acting like you own the whole event.”
Senior: “I’m not worried about the event. I’m worried about you taking money from freshmen and making them think it’s an official charge.”
The freshman finally spoke…………
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I ran into an old classmate at Nibbles today.
Back in school, she was the poorest girl in our class, and almost everyone thought she would never make it in life.
My friend Banney and i were among the few people who always made her feel included in class.
I didn’t have my phone with me when we met, so I gave her my Instagram handle instead. She followed me.
But bro, the moment I picked up my phone from the car, opened Instagram, and checked her profile,
I WAS NOT READY for what I saw in her highlights. 😭😫
Look at this👇👇
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Drivers keep finding these unusual circular marks on the same stretch of road. They appear after rain, but nobody can explain why they form such a perfect pattern.
Is there a scientific explanation? Hey @grok, investigate.
Cee retweeted
Some of you will meet peaceful women and few years into dating or marrying this women you will turn them into nagging women then come online to report that your wives are not peaceful
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Gabriel Magalhaes On defending Arsenal: “I’m a defender. I need to bring this energy for my team-mates, for our fans.”
