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FSU alum. Blerd. Kinda funny. Podcast Host. 1/3 of The Melanated Council—Tues @ 9pm ET. Email and Web Developer. she/her. Views are mine. $7eandra

South Florida 🌴
Joined May 2009
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This is coming from a place of warmth and acceptance… -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It’s ‘one fell swoop’ -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’
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We see our home planet as a whole, lit up in spectacular blues and browns. A green aurora even lights up the atmosphere. That's us, together, watching as our astronauts make their journey to the Moon.
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Apparently, she wanted at least ONE SCRUB.
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T-Mobile rep: May I ask why you're leaving T-Mobile? Me: Xfinity is offering $0/mo for an entire year. That offer can't be beat. T-Mobile rep: We can lower your bill by $10/mo. How does that sound? Me: Unfortunately that doesn't sound like $0/mo for a year
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Is it just me, or has the built-in ziplock feature in foods gotten much worse?
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The Epstein files will be released after Thanksgiving so you and your families will have something to calmly talk about
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This iPad life is hard
I got an iPad!
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“I love women but also I hate our plights” heard in dark movie theater between previews. Girl we can pause it finish your thought
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I got an iPad!
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‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms. ‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms. But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.
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LET ME HOST THE REUNION! 🇺🇸
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Most predictable political break up ever.
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The craziest part about all of this is that none of this is surprising
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Didn’t realize this was a prophecy
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NGL: I'm hella proud of this thumbnail I created for episode 5 of my podcast. Made it in good ol' fashioned Photoshop
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I honestly thought I've shared an episode of my new podcast series on here before... oh well! You can also listen to it on Spotify and wherever the hell else you get your podcasts open.spotify.com/show/2ipaG8…
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