
Emmy Award-winning journo, now Digital Editor @ideastream • She/Her • Fan of bat flips, Newcastle United & TV doctors • I have more Cleveland shirts than you
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Nooo they've got my gaffer out here fighting for his life
Oh Matthias, did nobody warn you what this football club does to you? 👴🏻 #NUFC
Can’t win a match to save our lives, locker room has a mole, half the fanbase wants the manager sacked and our right-back is out roaming the streets as some kind of Legolas larper. Newcastle football sure is something else.
Newcastle star Amar Dedic sparks six-car police swoop after being spotted with a BOW AND ARROWS in Northumberland beauty spot before weapon is seized trib.al/1EHS9Jd
Election Day being on Tuesdays is diabolical because now we journalists have to ride out the remainder of the week with no sleep, but we can't even sleep in on Saturday because of Premier League matches and yes, this is clearly all about me, I am just so tired and delirious
Recruitment deserves the most blame. Sure, Jaissle needs to make adjustments but he had to first learn if his style would work, especially since he was hired so late. If he doesn't adjust, then yeah, he needs to go too. But half this team isn't even cut out for the Prem yet.
Exclusive: Newcastle United players believe they are paying the price for recruitment gambles amid uncertainty over whether or not head coach Matthias Jaissle can successfully lead the club’s rebuild.
Read @Matt_Law_DT exclusive. Plus: @LukeEdwardsTele on why this is a sink-or-swim moment for Matthias Jaissle #NUFC 👇
telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
I love Halloween because “Cobra Kai or Phoebe Bridgers?” is not a question I thought I’d ever have to ask.
Steph Metzger-Lawrence retweeted
We looked up where every U.S. major sports team owner donated for the midterms so you don't have to!
Here's a list of the top 25 donors. You can read more in stories broken down by sport/league at this link: frontofficesports.com/tag/20…
8-year-old me would never believe this.
🔗: people-app.onelink.me/HNIa/h…
PEOPLE's 2026 #SexiestManAlive is #NoahWyle. Watch our full video interview in the #PeopleApp and read the full story at the link.
Photographer: @jefflipsky
Cinematographer: @ericlongden
Groomer: @remba_
Stylist: @styleitholmes
Props: @woodenladder
Production: @snogproductions
Salty I didn’t go out to watch footy today because a round of “Stamford Bridge is falling down” would heal me right now.
Me, an American, looking at these prices the other day: Ooh, not bad at all.
Brits: Oi, let’s cyberbully Sam Fender and threaten to burn down Greggs over these prices.
Sam Fender says he’s “not happy” with prices for 2027 stadium tour and they’re “getting changed”
He also criticised split standing sections at big shows: "It’s bollocks and it won’t be happening on this tour" nme.com/news/music/sam-fende…
Didn’t have My Chem vs. the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders on my bingo card but sure. Long live the black parade.






















