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William “Jonkler” Koigans retweeted
Ron DeSantis is like that one employee who survived mass layoffs because he was the only one who did his job and now he can shit talk all his former coworkers and they can't do shit because he's the only one left standing.
William “Jonkler” Koigans retweeted
people will be so snobby about arts and literature and then look down on sports as if this isn’t the most visceral expression of the indomitable human spirit.
sports distills what it means to be human in a way no painting ever could
William “Jonkler” Koigans retweeted
Sometimes I think we haven’t even scratched the surface of what’s possible in the game of football
William “Jonkler” Koigans retweeted
If a girl tells you she can cook these days you better get ready to eat vodka pasta 3 times a week.
William “Jonkler” Koigans retweeted
And not a single damn question about how he cost the 2020 FSU Men’s Basketball team a National Championship.
BREAKING: Dr. Anthony Fauci invoked the Fifth Amendment 111 times and refused to answer lawmakers' questions during Wednesday's Senate hearing.
Senator Rand Paul, who has repeatedly accused Fauci of misleading the public about COVID-19's origins and the government's pandemic response, pointed to Fauci's newly released COVID-era diaries, arguing they conflict with his public statements during the pandemic.
Republicans have also argued former President Joe Biden's blanket pardon would not protect Fauci if he lied to Congress.
After hours of stonewalling, Paul announced the Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee will vote next week on a resolution to hold Fauci in contempt of Congress, arguing the pardon means he cannot invoke the Fifth Amendment for matters covered by it.
William “Jonkler” Koigans retweeted
Wife is furious because on our son's birthday, we were looking at photos of the day he was born and there's a random screenshot of the Lions depth chart mixed in because I was talking shit to some casual online.
William “Jonkler” Koigans retweeted
The college football equivalent of this is talking about academic rankings after you lose.
William “Jonkler” Koigans retweeted
will be attempting to get the entire stadium to hold four fingers up during the second half hydration break
William “Jonkler” Koigans retweeted
55th overall pick.
Labeled a “bust”
Star teammate 9 inches deep in his mom.
Still outplayed the 3rd overall pick in the draft. Some people are just built for this.
