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unsmart lady

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Joined April 2023
really nice pics of my haircut a hottie took teehee
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anyone that’s arguing with me about tipping needs to remember that a.) im a bartender and b.) im a beautiful woman so im objectively right
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So many of the etiquette fights on here come down to folks not understanding that when you leave your house, you have to abide by other people's rules. The bar's not yours. If you're traveling, the country's not yours. Be normal and do what's expected of you
it’s pretty simple if you go to an american bar you open a tab you tip at least 15% and you don’t make an ass of yourself and if you can’t do that small thing then maybe go cruise in the park instead. and if you’re european then your opinion doesn’t count for anything anyway
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unless you’ve had to replace a keg or one of these guys, i don’t want to hear Shit about what you think about tipping bartenders and opening/closing tabs
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tallahassee florida
Guess the place without googling
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β€œjust made the viral trader joe’s sandwich!” Did U Try Following Ur Heart First ?
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i’ve seemingly lost my voice due to sickness so mime costume tomorrow is gonna be like method acting
for this halloweekend i will be dressing as a mime > cowgirl > kiki from kiki’s delivery service because i am 30 years old and normal
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one of the last true freaks to grace this earth
Alan Vega performing Be-Bop-A-Lula live in Germany, 1982
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my favorite movies are when women are evil
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screening Possession for movie night at work
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made yummy sardine caper lemony pasta with hella garlic
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el πŸ‘ retweeted
genuinely obsessed with how this meme is so old you can see the default instagram story font gradually change over the yearshfktekvkfkfk
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for this halloweekend i will be dressing as a mime > cowgirl > kiki from kiki’s delivery service because i am 30 years old and normal
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watching The Warriors for the first time ever and i woulda watched it sooner if i knew there was a gang of mimes
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sick and finally rewatching the Hannibal tv show and wow they actually in canon made Will gay and autistic. they were really putting fan fiction on network tv in 2013
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im gonna buy the western mass lesbian bar that’s now closing and convert it into a dyke sucking and fucking dive bar
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i be watching mostly forgotten slashers exclusively viewable on tubi through an academic lens
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all the hardcore purist bozos ragging on this
Turnstile at the Washington Monument today, a benefit show raising money for humanitarian aid in Palestine, Sudan, and Lebanon [πŸ“Ή: Ayman Abdeldayem]
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ramen joint is playing The Phantom Menace on the tv
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today it’s steely dan so im taking this as a very good omen
i have the most awesome luck that every time i uber to work the driver is playing the most insane christian music i’ve ever heard
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