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David Cohen

@9Number9

Blogger, copy editor, editor and writer looking for work. Go Yankees, Cowboys, Islanders, Hurricanes (the U) and Red Storm.

 Basking Ridge, NJ
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Joined February 2010
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Promoting someone based on their success against the Cowboys’ pathetic defense may not be the most sound strategy …
NFL on ESPN (@ESPNNFL) profile pictureNFL on ESPN
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Replying to @AdamSchefter
@AdamSchefter reports Gardner Minshew II will start for the Cardinals in Week 9, with Carson Beck as the backup ⬇️
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Once again, @NHL officiating is pure 🗑️. Incidental collision between an Islander and an Oiler? Game misconduct against the Isles. Bo Horvat blatantly tripped by McDavid? No call. Similar trip by Eklund minutes later? Called. Edmonton doesn’t need your help. Do better. 🤬
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The Brewers would have hit more homers if they knew what pitches were coming. 🗑️
Dan Clark (@DanClarkSports) profile pictureDan Clark
@DanClarkSportsOct 29
The Houston Astros hit 15 home runs on their way to winning* the 2017 World Series. The Milwaukee Brewers hit 3 in 2026.
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Rush, Radio City Music Hall, Signals tour, September 1983.
Steve 🇺🇸 (@SteveLovesAmmo) profile pictureSteve 🇺🇸
@SteveLovesAmmoOct 28
Date yourself by naming the first concert that you’ve ever been to. Just the name. No explanations. We’ll know.
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Are the Chiefs trying to lead the league in asshole kickers?
Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) profile pictureAdam Schefter
@AdamSchefterOct 28
More about the Kansas City Chiefs signing five-time All-Pro kicker Justin Tucker, who hasn't played in the NFL since 2024, to their practice squad: espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/5030…
Sources: Chiefs sign former Ravens kicker Tucker to practice squad

Sources: Chiefs sign former Ravens kicker Tucker to practice squad

The Chiefs have signed five-time All-Pro kicker Justin Tucker to their practice squad, sources told NFL Network and ESPN.

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This is ridiculous …
Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) profile pictureAwful Announcing
@awfulannouncingOct 27
The potential Top 10 matchup between BYU and Utah will be a 10 a.m. local start on ESPN. Ouch. awfulannouncing.com/college-…
BYU-Utah, possible Big 12 game of the year, scheduled for 10 a.m. local time

BYU-Utah, possible Big 12 game of the year, scheduled for 10 a.m. local time

The Holy War between BYU and Utah will kick off at 10 a.m. local time due to ESPN's controversial scheduling decision.

awfulannouncing.com
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This is utterly fantastic …
Firefox (@firefox) profile pictureFirefox
@firefoxOct 25
How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer? Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours. So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3
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Several social platforms rolled out new features and updates with the upcoming holiday shopping season in mind. The latest Stay on Trend blog post from @OpenInfluence details those and other key social marketing dates in November: openinfluence.com/tiktok-lau…
TikTok Launches AI Updates Ahead of Holiday Shopping Season, Instagram Edits Gets an Assistant |...

TikTok Launches AI Updates Ahead of Holiday Shopping Season, Instagram Edits Gets an Assistant |...

Before November draws to a close with the distribution of Thanksgiving leftovers and the unofficial kickoff of retail’s Super Bowl, the holiday shopping

openinfluence.com
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I like this guy more every day …
Deesha (@DeeshaThosar) profile pictureDeesha
@DeeshaThosarOct 22
Pat Murphy just referred to Twitter as “twizzler” and instagram as “instacart.” And we’re off.
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What in the blue hell?
Morning Brew ☕️ (@MorningBrew) profile pictureMorning Brew ☕️
@MorningBrewOct 22
What kind of Brothers Grimm ass racket is this
Image from Morning Brew ☕️ (@MorningBrew)
Image from Morning Brew ☕️ (@MorningBrew)
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I am glad to see him devoting his time to such vital issues … 🙄
Clash Report (@clashreport) profile pictureClash Report
@clashreportOct 21
Trump: I called Google Maps to change the name of the Atlantic Ocean to Trump Ocean. Sundar said, “No, no, no. This time I'm not doing it.” He said, “Oceans are different, sir. They cover a lot of countries. Please don't ask us to do that.” So we'll probably pass. Let's keep it the Atlantic Ocean.
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😅🤣😂
Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports) profile pictureSuper 70s Sports
@Super70sSportsOct 21
I just saw Matchbox 20 is going on a 30th anniversary tour next year. Look, not everybody needs a fucking anniversary tour. Sometimes you just need to go away. This is one of those times.
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The lollipop was like No. 35,964 on the list of this team’s issues …
Talkin' Yanks (@TalkinYanks) profile pictureTalkin' Yanks
@TalkinYanksOct 21
Aaron Boone reiterates that it bothered him when Jazz Chisholm Jr. played with a lollipop in his mouth this season
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Talkin' Yanks (@TalkinYanks) profile pictureTalkin' Yanks
@TalkinYanksOct 21
Brian Cashman has agreed to a new contract as the Yankees GM, per @JackCurryYES
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And who chose those players? I believe it rhymes with Cryin’ Bashman …
Talkin' Yanks (@TalkinYanks) profile pictureTalkin' Yanks
@TalkinYanksOct 21
Hal Steinbrenner says Aaron Boone "managed a good season" and "the bottom line is the players didn't live up to their end of the bargain in the playoffs"
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And therein lies the problem (or one of them, anyway) …
Digital Content Next (@DCNorg) profile pictureDigital Content Next@DCNorgOct 20
1 in 5 Americans Regularly Get News on TikTok pewresearch.org/short-reads/…
1 in 5 Americans Regularly Get News on TikTok

1 in 5 Americans Regularly Get News on TikTok

Among adults under 30, 39% say they regularly get news from TikTok, up from 9% in 2020.

pewresearch.org
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This is hilarious …
Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) profile pictureRob Friedman
@PitchingNinjaOct 20
How many Simpsons in a Caminero? 🤔 Chander Simpson (bunt) vs. Junior Caminero (home run trot).
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“We feel like our club is championship-caliber. It’s all right there in front of us. We really battled. I liked a lot of the things we saw.” 💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤
Yankees Worldwide (@NYYWorldwide) profile pictureYankees Worldwide
@NYYWorldwideOct 20
The Yankees will hold a Zoom press conference with the media tomorrow, per @GJoyce9. Hal Steinbrenner, Brian Cashman, and Aaron Boone will all speak to reporters.
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Marco Foster (@MarcoFoster_) profile pictureMarco Foster
@MarcoFoster_Oct 19
Jason Selvig: “What’s your message to Democrats?” Trump supporter: “Wake up, please. Quit drinking the Kool-Aid” JS: “Kool-Aid is like the Jim Jones where it’s like a cult leader, everyone’s kind of blindly following them. It was like a guy who’s very charismatic and everyone’s kind of following him around” TS: “Yup that’s exactly what happened and they follow him all the way to their death” JS: “And how long have you been following Donald Trump?” TS: “Since the beginning. I believe in Jesus Christ and I believe in Donald Trump”
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I am amazed (and pleasantly surprised) both players are projected to return so soon, particularly Maccelli. That looked brutal …
Stefen Rosner (@stefen_rosner) profile pictureStefen Rosner
@stefen_rosnerOct 19
Per #Isles: Matias Maccelli will miss the next 2-4 weeks with a lower-body injury. Cal Ritchie will miss the next 4-6 weeks with a lower-body injury. @TheHockeyNews thehockeynews.com/nhl/new-yo…
Islanders Provide Updates On Matias Maccelli & Cal Ritchie

Islanders Provide Updates On Matias Maccelli & Cal Ritchie

Fresh off a victory over Toronto, the injury bug bites New York as two key forwards face weeks sidelined, forcing immediate roster shuffling and an emergency AHL recall.

thehockeynews.com
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