A Cynical Slime 👑

When you don't have a Gun Buddy, but you have a 3D printer… Naturally, I printed my own. An in-game one would look pretty cool too, just saying. 👀 Of course I had to use gold filament for the logo and fist bump, ya know, since I'm a gold slime. @VALORANT @VALORANTukn

I’m starting to think my 3D Printer is either cursed or just absolutely hates me. Had a print going and it was half way done, was going beautifully. I fall asleep and wake up an hour later with the feeling that something is wrong, check the print and not only has it failed it’s covered the horned in melted filament 😭😭😭 image is after I cleared a chunk of it away.

If I had known that trying to get my passport would take weeks just to try and find someone who can countersign it I would have saved the £102 it cost me and bought the alcohol this entire process is making me desperate to drink 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I will never be this lucky again @VALORANTukn

If it wasn't for this auto-tweet I'd never promote my throne. throne.com/acynicalslime/wis…

Scary week for me begins today. As someone who generally avoids horror games I am likely going to regret saying I’ll play Silent Hill: Townfall each stream this week till Saturday.

If it wasn't for this auto-tweet I'd never promote my throne. throne.com/acynicalslime/wis…

I’ve decided that the “vibe” in “vibe- coding” is now an acronym: Verified Imbeciles, Brainlessly Existing This is one sure fire way to discourage a tonne of people from using your Games Store.

Some Youtube short and Tiktoks hate comments make me laugh. It amuses me that someone is going to sit and be hateful whilst just placing the comment helps the algorithm send the video to more people. Bonus amusement when they tell me a different game is better, Yes comment on a Valorant clip whilst saying a different game is better so the algorithm learns to send you more Valorant clips 😂😂😂😂

Aw man, I was getting things ready to start a new 3D print with the new roll of filament that arrived today when I realised I bought the wrong one :'( I was meant to get PLA+ but bought TPU instead ... in my defence though they were both "saved for later" and the same colour.

Mentally and emotionally drained and yet my urge to load up Valorant is high af, and I think if I’m loading Valorant I might as well stream. I always say if you’re drained don’t feel like you have to stream but I genuinely understand the desire to because having a community you know supports you makes you want to spend time with them.

I wanted to cry after this :'(

Did i plan anything for today? || Chat on Twitch nitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1vJpPPqWO…

Ranking up or down today? || Chat on Twitch nitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1PJqrrdgz…

Congrats to everyone who was accepted into the Valorant Partner Program. To those of us that didn't make it this time, don't forget our journey is not over here. Whether you make educational tips and tricks content, stream the game or make lore analysis content etc, There are people out there that appreciate you and the content/entertainment you provide. Whilst it would be incredible to be part a Valorant Partner, there is far more to the content that we make. We demonstrate the positivity within the Valorant Community whether it is ourselves being positive teammates or it's showing the positive teammates we find in our games. I know it can feel disheartening to see the application status change to "Denied", but your content still matters to somehow out there, irrespective of a Partner title. Do not let this deter you, do not let this make you feel that the effort that you put into your content doesn't matter because trust me it does.