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Follow me on Bluesky. I'd like to be Twitter-free by 2027.
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when i was 10 years old i passed out laughing at this movie and woke up in my grandma’s car, en route to the hospital
twenty years or so later, it’s only gotten funnier
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Pining for cutesy, wholesome photo ops at the White House is so bottom of the barrel. Like “aww look at the friendly war criminals handing out candy :)” you people are fucking useless.
Better times at the White House
ALT An image of President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama handing out candy to a young girl at the White House Trick or Treat event.
ALT An image of President Joe Biden and First Lady Jill Biden, who is dressed up as a fairy, appears with two young children dressed up as Buzz Lightyear from Disney Pixar's Toy Story.
ALT An image of President Bill Clinton and First Lady Hillary Clinton, dressed up as cowboys, at Hillary's Halloween birthday party at the White House.
ALT An image of President Jimmy Carter and First Lady Rosalynn Carter greeting people dressed in costumes in the White House.
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RIP Juan Atkins, who annexed the intergalactic terrain one dimension further than even Kraftwerk and Funkadelic, a creator of sleek, metallic, funky beats like a cybernetic assembly line on Mars, whose techno inventions influenced everyone from Dilla and Danny Brown to video game soundtracks to any house/techno producer who ever wanted to know what the future might sound like. And we still haven't caught up.
I say so all the time, but this is one of my very favorite movies. One that formed me, possibly in a bad way.
Based on Mike Judge's hugely successful MTV characters, BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD DO AMERICA took these animated Generation X icons to the top of the box office and earned widespread critical acclaim.
Loaded with sarcastic pop-culture parodies and boundless, inane slacker energy, the film was written, directed, produced, and largely voiced by Judge himself (director of Office Space), with additional voice performances by Bruce Willis (Pulp Fiction), Demi Moore (Ghost), Robert Stack (Airplane!), and Cloris Leachman (Young Frankenstein).
Vinegar Syndrome Ultra is proud to present this infectious cult comedy, newly restored in 4K from its original camera negative.
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Taika Waititi is slamming "Klara and the Sun" critics as "sad lost souls who couldn’t achieve their dreams of becoming artists":
“I haven’t read a review of anything aimed at me or my peers in almost 15 years. But I do listen to the people. So this Halloween, let’s spare a thought for those sad lost souls who couldn’t achieve their dreams of becoming artists, and thus became critics. The same people who also hated Jojo Rabbit. Irrelevant. Out of touch. Obsolete. In the bin.”
variety.com/2026/film/news/t…
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I was KIDDING.
Sarah Snook will officially star in HBO limited series ‘THE BIRDS.’
A present-day reimagining of Alfred Hitchcock’s classic set in Alaska with a murder mystery at the center and new characters, led by a new female protagonist, Myra Massey (Snook).
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If you listen carefully it’s a misplaced anger at his own parents for not making him feel worthy that turned into raging jealousy of other children who had parents that lifted them up and poured into them. He’s projected all of that onto white people. He needs to mend his heart before thinking about running for any office. White ppl haven’t hurt him. He knows exactly who did. Notice how he doesn’t get the satisfaction he was craving when the interviewer simply anchors himself & doesn’t validate that experience. We should all do more of this. Don’t validate anyone’s experience for the sake of temporary bonding.
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R.L. Stine asked me to come by pitch some Goosebumps books so here's what I came up with in the waiting room
"What?" by Rob Zombie is a criminally underrated Halloween playlist song. It's like Rob's version of a B-52s song.
FAVORITE FIRST-WATCHES OF OCT. 2026
CHAMELEON STREET (1989)
JOE PERA TALKS YOU TO SLEEP (2016)
THE PIT(1981)
POPEYE THE SAILOR MEETS SINBAD THE SAILOR (1936)
TENEBRE (1982)
THREADS (1984)
THE TRACEY FRAGMENTS (2007)
YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING (2026)
I don't think that You Can See Everything will win Best Picture because odds are good that Elizabeth Holmes will get cancelled by then.
Patrick Stewart had the dream filmography: 4 Star Trek movies, 50 big-budget Hollywood movies, 100 British and Canadian TV movies, 1,000 documentaries about Star Trek, 1,000,000 horrible animated films, and Green Room. That's an actor.
