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YOURE SUPPOSED TO STIR IN THE CHEESE POWDER *AFTER* YOU DRAIN THE WATER

next time somebody tries to make me freestyle rap imma just sing that timeless classic, “New York, New York (as made famous by Frank Sinatra)” over the beat

i graduated two years ago but i genuinely want to know from people still in school -- have teachers figured out how to stop youtube autoplay yet? or do they still act brand new when a related video starts playing while they talk about whatever they just showed you?

there is one thing that trump is doing right

we need more father-son based romcoms. there are not enough films about having feelings for ur dad, in my opinion

i like how logan paul was respectful of his mostly younger fan base by censoring out the curse words of his video in which he searched for and reacted to the dead body of a suicide victim

my dad is savage 😂

please do not flex on me in front my my parents

when you’re older and out of college i’ve learned that pretty much anything will make you hungover. a diet coke. a cheeze-it. a note from a loved one. a text with too many emojis, etc

ok i texted every girl (and guy) that left their number for me when i was waiting tables and wished them all a merry christmas

fellas would u eat a clif bar for 2 million dollars 😂😂

if u feel like hijacking the aux cord & making ur parents listen to brock hampton’s new album instead of the K-Love christmas Eve singathon they have on, please don’t. they’re not gonna like ur damn rap boyband and they worked really hard to buy u all the stupid shit u asked for

person: “i don’t really believe in astrology signs” person who believes in astrology signs: “wow that’s a very [any astrology sign] thing to say”

my dad was very excited about jason mraz’s broadway debut last night

good morning to my boys only