AOC Press Release (parody)

Unlike @elonmusk, I wasn't born rich. I had to work hard to get into Congress to make my millions.

I ❤️ donuts.

Stop calling me fat.

It’s time for Joe Biden to step aside and endorse a Palestine first candidate.

Happy 4th day past Pride Month.

The Supreme Court must be disbanded to save democracy.

Joe Biden did so well at the debate, he should demand 10 more before the election.

CNN rigged the debate to help Trump.

Joe Biden owned Trump in the debate. That’s my President.

Sorry I haven’t tweeted in awhile. I forgot my password and couldn’t log on, but I finally remembered this morning it was “password.”

This is true - I was there.

That’s Italian for - I’m a racist.

Good morning- haven’t tweeted much lately. Too busy celebrating the only true American holiday. Pride month.

It’s pride month. You homophobes mad bro?

Robert De Niro speaks for all Americans.

Cry more baby girl.

The Trump Bronx rally was 99% bused in crisis actors.

Hey Trump - this is what a real Bronx rally looks like. God is good.

Don’t believe the images from the Trump Bronx rally tonight. There will only be about 100 paid people there. The rest of the people shown will be AI generated fakes by the Trump campaign. God is good.

The New York Times is real news. @elonmusk is fake news. Pass it on.

Marjorie Taylor Greene looks like a cross between Barney Rubble and Ric Flare.