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landon ⚫️

@ARTP0Ptech

i can feel my heart beating in your hands my aura and yours

 meeting in this dance
Joined July 2023
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pull the trigger i’m ready, it’s showtime
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that shade is not right for you sis #nomaam
alex (@alexblocmates) profile picturealex
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No exaggeration he is the funniest man on the planet right now
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i am going to Orgasm at the lady gaga halloween spotify update
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it’s halloween eve but it’s not THIS halloween eve
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Woody@jimmyneutronbmbOct 30
God I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean I have to have sex with like a ton of dudes
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herb@herb_on_osuOct 30
having my own personal "white people be like" moment. Im going rock climbing with my dentist.
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Trixie Mattel™
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I’m horny to vote.
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bloody mary on a corporate radio station wouldve been the most insane thing just 5 years ago
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playing my work’s corporate radio halloween station and it’s just Lady Gaga
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playing my work’s corporate radio halloween station and it’s just Lady Gaga
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slayyyter if she was trans
boczusia (@boczusia) profile pictureboczusia@boczusia15h
wait im actually kinda fish
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"Dih" is a slang abbreviation often used similarly to "dude"
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deepfaked@russiacoreOct 29
dude, fuck it. let’s just be gay. Let’s just come out as gay and make this the best halloweekend of our lives
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religious ppl and tiktokers gotta die idk
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the amount of embarrassing things i’ve said and done in my life a new one pops into my mind every day
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no the fuck it isn’t. why is this on my timeline? do i need to kill myself now?
Sami Fathi (@samifathi) profile pictureSami Fathi
@samifathiOct 29
This is the great thing on the internet 🤣❤️ John Ternus, Tim Cook, and Craig Federighi in a band together.
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lady gaga’s halloween playlist
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these same people are calling their straight boyfriends “trade”
ᥱᥣιsᥱ 𐔌ᥲtsυshι's bυᥒι 𐦯 (@yuannyaan) profile pictureᥱᥣιsᥱ 𐔌ᥲtsυshι's bυᥒι 𐦯@yuannyaanOct 28
Delete omg 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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excited for nov 1 gaga chart updates
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i mean this was the most revolutionary shit in comedy up until the 90s with jim carrey so it’s no surprise
mr_eggs 🇵🇸 *NEW ACCOUNT* (@oeufs_brouilles) profile picturemr_eggs 🇵🇸 *NEW ACCOUNT*@oeufs_brouillesOct 28
Next time you hear this song just know that the mf was making these faces while singing it
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THE Rin@ttoiwi5Oct 28
How Melanie songs sound when u r not 13
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they’re saying 19 is the age you start worrying whether or not you’ll wake up in the morning
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