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An elderly man is in hospital having a series of tests, the last of which has left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decides the latest episode is another and so stays put. However, this turns out to be a mistake, and he unwittingly fills his bed with diarrhea, something he is embarrassed beyond reason over. In a complete loss of composure, he clambers out of bed, gathers up the bedsheets, and throws them out the hospital window. As it happens though, a drunk man just happens to be walking by below, and so the sheets land on him. In total shock, the drunk starts yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently, all in a desperate attempt to get the unknown thing off. Finally, he succeeds, and the soiled sheets end up in a tangled pile at his feet. Just at this moment, a hospital security guard walks up and asks, “What the heck is going on here?” The drunk, still staring down at the soiled sheets, says, “I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost!”

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I've known Bruce for over a dozen years. His knowledge of the industry is unparalleled. It’s hard to find anybody in the adult space who does not know him. He did a great job brokering a domain for us. I’d like to thank him for all of his hard work on this deal. AK - Madzuma

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Roger T. Pipe and I have both been around this industry for a long time, and we agree on something important: Adult content is for adults. So, how do we protect minors without putting everyone's privacy at risk? We got into that, age verification laws and quite a few other things on Adult Site Broker Talk. Listen here: adultsitebroker.com/podcast/

A couple are invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. Just as they are getting ready to leave, the wife comes down with a headache. She tells her husband to go to the party alone, insisting that there is no need for him to miss it because of her headache. So he gets into his masked costume and leaves for the party, while she goes to lie down. About an hour later, the wife’s headache goes away, and she feels better. Because of this, she decides to go catch up with her husband at the party, and so she gets into her masked costume and heads off. As she arrives, she spots her husband cavorting around the dance floor, dancing with every hot chick that would let him, copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. At first, she feels fury, but then she comes up with a plan. In her masked outfit, she slides up to him and lets him go as far as he wants with the feeling and cavorting. She even lets him kiss her again and again. Finally, he whispers a naughty little proposition in her ear, and she agrees. So, they go off to the dark woodland behind the party venue and have a very naughty and very sneaky quickie. Not long after, the wife quietly slips away and goes back home, where she gets into bed and waits. About an hour later, the husband enters the bedroom, notices that she is awake, and so immediately asks how she feels. “I’m feeling a lot better,” she says. “Did you have a good time? Did you dance much?” The husband says, “You know I never have any fun if you’re not with me. I never danced one dance. When I got there, I met some of my friends, and we played cards. I lent my costume to some guy. He said he had a terrific time!”

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I find it funny how you can go years without talking to somebody, then pick up the phone and continue the conversation like you spoke yesterday. I've got a few industry friends like that. That's one of the things I really appreciate about being in this business so long. #adultindustry

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I’d like to thank Adult Site Broker for all of your hard work on selling my site. It wasn’t an easy or normal sale, but you guys handled everything very professionally. You certainly earned your commission. I would definitely recommend your company. Thanks again! Mark

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Here's a short clip from our podcast interview with JMan of Orkestrait. You can listen to the entire podcast at adultsitebroker.com/podcast