dad to two dogs and boyfriend to your wet dream
New York, USA
Joined August 2009
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How anyone couldn’t chose 5 is beyond me. I want a cracka and I want Lisa Barlow to sing Baby Gorgeous as I pass out from the cocktails.
The biggest blessing I have in my life is partner who makes sure I know how much he appreciates me. It’s truly that simple.
Just spent a week on vacation with my boyfriend and his immediate family. First time ever in my 40 years of life. Hoping to be invited on more.
Can everyone stop dumping the frozen veggies into the crock pot and then setting it to low for x amount of hours? The meat, potatoes and sauce sure… but you toss that frozen veg in for 10 minutes at the end so they aren’t mush.
When I see videos of Clavicular kissing my balls scurry so far inside me I fear they may never drop again.
One of my friends was upset she got called a “hog whore” today and I thought “that’s a cute nickname for my boyfriend”.
Being in a happy and healthy relationship is weird because what do you mean last night we barely spoke while playing video games and tonight we aren’t with each other but I know when I see him again it’s going to be simply perfect.
Watching my non-gamer boyfriend become a gamer is amazing. Watching him do it in his underwear is such a bonus.
Just saw a TikTok that opened with the question “was Tom Sandoval’s energy holding Ariana back?” The spirit of Helen Keller laughed in my ear.
Just started season one of RHOSLC. Considering Heated Rivalry. I know the answer but please tell me why one is better than the other.
Imagine being a woman.
Nobody talks about the intense, daily mental gymnastics good men have to perform just to exist in public spaces. The average man spends his life crossing the street at night, staring at his shoes in the gym, and hyper-policing his own body language just to ensure he doesn't accidentally make a woman feel threatened. Men are constantly paying a "public existence tax," carrying the burden of proving they aren't monsters, while society acts like men just walk around doing whatever they want.