@AXECOP

Co-founder of @explodeybook, Axe Cop, @ChestertonsGate pod. former Babylon Bee creative director, Chip Chilla co-creator. Bears Want to Kill You…

Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Joined January 2010
My new sketchbook is mostly made up of people I drew in church and they didn't know it. Since Christmas is coming, if you buy a copy you an pay extra and send me a picture and I will do a similar drawing of you or someone you love in a designated section in the back. I can only take a limited amount of orders, for I am only one man, but I thank anyone who purchases this book as it will help us very much to buy our own family Christmas gifts this year. the-axe-and-bear-store.mysho…
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When you get a bit of coffee down the wrong tube and start, gasping and coughing do you get a better caffeine high?
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“Nobody lives on the moon. They live INSIDE the moon.” -Axe Cop
JUST IN: NASA is investigating a hole on the Moon that may lead to an underground cave for human bases
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It was actually the Moon Warriors who said this
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Coming soon! This Book Might Explode Volume 7! Not only does Volume 7 have an incredible cover by @rich_werner, but inside you'll find an intergalactic fighting tournament, cute critters stuck in traffic, a motorcycle riding daredevil, a jealous zebra, and so much more! With contributions from... Allen Sutton Tim Moen Michael K. Foster Forrest Lybrand @BrianShearer Michael Townsend Gary Fields @AXECOP Eric Branscum Go to explodeyworld.com and subscribe to get your copy!
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The build up and the pay off. Thie satisfaction level is off the charts.
I think everyone will agree that he got exactly what he deserved Writer: Ian
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Our latest @explodeybook just arrived and it’s beautiful. Look at that cover by Allen Sutton.
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Until tonight I had never met anyone else who had seen Bodies. Thats because I got bunch of friends together at the cigar shop and put it on. And it slayed. Yes it’s packed with curse words and crass jokes. It’s about rap battles. But it’s also an amazing satire of the time it was made. 2018. Cancel Culture, “Woke 1.0” in full effect. It makes jokes the Babylon Bee and Ryan Long wish they thought of. It’s just relentless and so damn funny. Watch the first 15 minutes you’ll be hooked. It’s a shame this movie went so under the radar because it was released on YouTube around the same time Cobra Kai was also first released and nobody watched it. It’s on Prime right now. Put the kids to bed and, if you can handle a barrage of highly inappropriate language, turn it on. It’s like Van Damme’s Lionheart of it was a comedy about a nerdy white kid getting into underground rap battles.
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“When the sun starts to shine like you’ve had too much wine, that’s a moray” -Andrew Tate
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“Watch for free on YouTube TV” *checks price of YouTube TV subscription* SIX MILLION AND SEVENTY THREE DOLLARS
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Tomorrow night we’re showing one of the greatest battle movies I have ever seen and it’s not the kind of battle you’re thinking. It’s hilarious and totally inappropriate. If you live anywhere near Arcadia CA and love smoking cigars, join us.
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More drawings of people who had no idea I was drawing them, usually at church. This guy has a "Let's Go Brandon" hat on.
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This guy had definite GTA vibes. I'm glad he didn't notice.
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If you enjoyed these drawings, my new sketchbook, Church People, has hundreds more, and for a limited time, you can get a drawing of yourself or a loved one in the book. the-axe-and-bear-store.mysho…
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Remake with Sydney Sweeney? Eh eh??! (Nudges the bros) (she runs a lot. In slow motion)
im kind of surprised how to what extent Run Lola Run has been forgotten It's begging to be rediscovered
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These people had no idea I was drawing them in church... this guy, who to me looks like a cross between a vice principal and an Easter Island head.
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This guy came on baptism day, I am guessing to watch a family member take the plunge. That hairdo is 100% non-exaggerated.
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If you found out I drew you would you be furious, or honored? Get my new sketchbook packed with this and more art, and if you want, you can have me draw you or someone you love inside of the book. Limited supply! the-axe-and-bear-store.mysho…
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