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Ben Zobrist's Divorce Attorney

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Former purveyor of Absolute Powerpop. Mostly bad puns and lukewarm takes on sports, TV and film when not occasionally practicing law.

 Tampa Bay area, Florida
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Joined July 2008
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For every post-apocalyptic TV show or movie I watch these days, I now assume it takes place because Trump was elected in 2016.
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13-point lead but just about as bad
Rick Stroud (@NFLSTROUD) profile pictureRick Stroud@NFLSTROUDOct 18
Bucs have blown a 16 point lead in the fourth quarter as Chris Boswell ties the game with a 58 yard FG 16-16 with 1:55 left.
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there's a simple solution: just have two devices (any combination of Rokus, Fire Sticks etc) hooked up with one running Prime and the other YT, and then switch between them with the input button on your TV remote
Danny Kanell (@dannykanell) profile pictureDanny Kanell
@dannykanellSep 18
It takes me 7 seconds minimum to go from watching NFL on Amazon Prime and then open YouTube TV to watch the college game. Sometimes I miss old school cable. Just give me a “back” button!!
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Harry and Aurora got their nails caught so they inadvertently recreated The Creation of Adam #Caturday
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Synchronized paw licking contenders
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Guillermo Mónaco (@GuimonacoOk) profile pictureGuillermo Mónaco@GuimonacoOkAug 28
Presentación del equipo para las Olimpiadas Felinas en la categoría Siesta Sincronizada
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egrets, I've had a few
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when the scorebug is an HR violation
Nice vs St Etienne scorebug reads NICE ASSE

ALT Nice vs St Etienne scorebug reads NICE ASSE

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his no-hitter is now Dustin the wind
Jeff Jones (@jmjones) profile pictureJeff Jones@jmjonesMay 27
Dustin May is through seven on 81 pitches. It is time to turn the TV on.
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the Trop has been Marsee playground
Christina De Nicola (@CDeNicola13) profile pictureChristina De Nicola@CDeNicola13May 16
Jakob Marsee has his second three-hit game of the season (and his third homer of 2026). 100 mph exit velo 394 feet #Marlins
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Did Kevin Cash fall asleep or get stuck in the bathroom? He let Taylor Walls hit down 2-0 in the 8th and let Vilade face a righty, both with predictable results #raysup
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maybe it should be "will the Sabres ever score again" this Lightning fan appreciates the jinx
Travis Yost (@travisyost) profile pictureTravis Yost@travisyostMar 12
Will the Sabres ever lose again Not talking about this season. This decade.
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gotta dunk that, Micah
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Dan Orlovsky the latest to say “benefactor” when he means “beneficiary”
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BIG DICK NICK WITH THE FLICK! #nufc
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it was too much for them to swallow
Yakyu Cosmopolitan (@yakyucosmo) profile pictureYakyu Cosmopolitan@yakyucosmo1 Sep 2025
The Yakult Swallows will not renew manager Shingo Takatsu's contract for next season. news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/e1…
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Yandy Diaz called out on strikes without one being thrown
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hey @OscarHealth thanks for waking me up at 3 in the morning with a text telling me my auto-payment is scheduled
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watching this KC-TB series
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