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Nice costume. What are you supposed to be, my freaking bro dawg? My absolute broski?
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i love all the sinners x iwtv stuff but im rewatching it and truly this movie would send louis into psychosis
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“Counting me money. Money sweeter than honey…” - Eugene Krabs #Halloween2026 #Spongebob
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everybody should just do what works specifically for them and we should all just shut up
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I’m hard on parents because I don’t believe in accidentally becoming a parent that’s not a real thing. You choose to become a parent so stop sucking at it. Those kids didn’t ask you to have them and they don’t deserve to be failed by you. Loser.
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How can you be considered the “sexiest man alive” and Eddie Murphy is right here mugging you in this random headline
Noah Wyle says he was 9 years old when Eddie Murphy told him to "f*ck off," so now he always signs autographs for kids.
“I met Eddie once when I was a kid. I asked him for his autograph, and I said, ‘I really like you on ‘SNL.’ And he goes, ‘What are you doing up that late?’ And I said, ‘Can I have your autograph?’ He goes, ‘F*ck off, man.' I always sign an autograph. Whenever a 9-year-old needs an autograph from me, I sign that so fast... last year for my birthday, my daughter didn’t know what to get me. My 10-year-old daughter printed up a picture of Eddie Murphy and then wrote on it, ‘Dear Noah, you’re a great kid, Eddie Murphy.’" (via Good Hang)
variety.com/2026/tv/news/noa…
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I date people who eat gum out my mouth, keep my panties in they pocket, and make sure I’m good no matter what…. I could see how people think I be doing work on them, but naw



































